Maggie’s An open Letter to Jesse James !

[Sendero_Man]

Jesse,



You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.

But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named "America's Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?

I only have one thing to say to a dispicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:

Thank You!!

You really helped to take the heat off of of me. Lets do lunch sometime and compare notes.



Tiger Woods

 

[FF_T_Warren]

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LOL thats great, didnt see that coming at all

 

[Shooter McGavin]

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BTW, hot women everywhere pissed somebody off. Maybe she wasn't putting out. A man has needs. My Dad always said there are two thing that make the world go around one is money the other is sex. Which one drives you?

Jamie

 

[fcordrey]

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That was great !

 

[ZLBubba]

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Last year one of the PFCs in my company said one of the truest things I've ever heard (imagine that, right?). He said, "You take a good hard look at every gorgeous woman you see, and there's some dude that's tired of f*cking her." I'll be damned if that's not what I think of every time I see Tiger Woods' wife or Sandra Bullock. Crazy world we live in.

 

[USMCj]

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LOL, didnt see it coming.

 

[oldgrayone]

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Poor Tiger and his putter will never die.

 

[Queequeg]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Poor Tiger and his putter will never die. </div></div>

If he ever runs out of women, there's a whole network of pussies, AKA golf analysts, eager to let him have his way with them as he is the bread and butter of the Golf Channel, and like sports writing homos everywhere, only when he is unequivocally on the downward spiral of his career will they dare speak plainly about it and take their cheap shots.

Near as I can tell, by virtue of the fact that Jesse James is "on TV" it is highly likely that wherever he goes, poontang torpedoes are fired at him relentlessly. It must take a dick of steel and a will harder than diamond, to resist such temptation.

I begin to believe I'll never know...

 

[Guest]

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I know it's a joke and all, but I have to say that I have never considered Sandra Bullock as hot or anywhere near warm.

She comes across as a cold fish to me.
Can't really blame Jessie for stepping out on that. I imagine she was one dull lay.