And just when I thought I had seen it all....

[TheGerman]

I pulled up behind a SUV in town and see a giant ass bumper sticker on it that says 'Route 91 Las Vegas Survivor'.

I shit you not. Someone felt the need to put a 3 foot wide sticker on their car letting everyone know that they were at a country music concert when some crazy person started shooting at it. What in the ever living fuck went through someones mind to think that this was somehow something people needed to know about while sitting behind them in traffic.

I mean, did you return fire or something? What actually makes you a 'survivor' of this? I survived fucking Saturday night, do I need a bumper sticker for that? Do you get to park in the veterans parking spots at Lowes now? I'm sure whoever this was (didnt get a look at them) has a retelling of what happened that night that includes dragons, Darth Vader and Joan of Ark or something.

What in the actual fuck? Are there going to now be a whole trove of bumper stickers letting us know you survived the coronavirus, or a home burglary?

 

[cornhusker86]

A more apt bumper sticker would have read;

" Attention Seeking Whore "

 

[TheHorta]

So... he’s in the 99th percentile.

 

[buffalowinter]

Only bumper sticker worth having.

 

[BullGear]

Stupid is as stupid does...….

 

[Alphatreedog]

I survived a hurtful trying encounter a the DMV . DMV Survivor .

 

[Doc68]

I pulled up behind a SUV in town and see a giant ass bumper sticker on it that says 'Route 91 Las Vegas Survivor'.

I shit you not. Someone felt the need to put a 3 foot wide sticker on their car letting everyone know that they were at a country music concert when some crazy person started shooting at it. What in the ever living fuck went through someones mind to think that this was somehow something people needed to know about while sitting behind them in traffic.

I mean, did you return fire or something? What actually makes you a 'survivor' of this? I survived fucking Saturday night, do I need a bumper sticker for that? Do you get to park in the veterans parking spots at Lowes now? I'm sure whoever this was (didnt get a look at them) has a retelling of what happened that night that includes dragons, Darth Vader and Joan of Ark or something.

What in the actual fuck? Are there going to now be a whole trove of bumper stickers letting us know you survived the coronavirus, or a home burglary?

Some snowflake who needs attention like many have already stated. I've deployed a few times, however I dont have any stickers on either of my cars. My wife a few years ago tried to put an army wife sticker on her car and that shit got over in a second.

One I dont like people knowing I'm in the military because it could bring unwanted attention like having glock or whatever other gun sticker brings.

Luckily I didn't have to divorce her.

But seriously, that's a first I heard of one of those stickers.

 

[Jscb1b]

I've survived the bear pit.

 

[j-huskey]

I've survived the bear pit.

So far, for now... just sayin...

 

[Snuby642]

Ban cat survivor.

 

[Jscb1b]

So far, for now... just sayin...

MOFO!

 

[myronman3]

shiiiiiiiit.......i’ve seen all kinds of stuff. bikers wearing patches that read “PTSD”. 60 year olds wearing giant patches on the back of their jacket that read (this one is on my ‘all time favorites list’). “cold war veteran”.....BWAAAAhahahaahaaaaaa!
another one i’ve seen a lot of is “vietnam era veteran”.

not much to do about it.....REMFs being REMFs.

 

[Fig]

If I feel the need for flair It goes on my rotomold cooler. My cars are stealth.

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

For those w/o ball's

"I live free In my mind "

 

[FatBoy]

Hey now, I like my gun stickers. It may draw unwanted attention but I offset it with a bigfoot paddle sticker and a SC Chimney Rock bear. I find it confuses angry snowflakes into thinking maybe I'm just an armed homo...

"I survived snowflake PsyOps training "

 

[Kir]

shiiiiiiiit.......i’ve seen all kinds of stuff. bikers wearing patches that read “PTSD”. 60 year olds wearing giant patches on the back of their jacket that read (this one is on my ‘all time favorites list’). “cold war veteran”.....BWAAAAhahahaahaaaaaa!
another one i’ve seen a lot of is “vietnam era veteran”.

not much to do about it.....REMFs being REMFs.

I am still waiting for a cap/t-shirt/medal/ribbon that says, "Cuban Missile Crisis"...I mean we could have all gone up in smoke and flames at anytime!

 

[FS1]

I survived cold war radioactive milk

 

[j-huskey]

I survived cold war radioactive milk

Ahhh, , we think it might have left you a bit unbalanced though.....

 

[FS1]

Ahhh, , we think it might have left you a bit unbalanced though.....

No doubt...that's my excuse.

 

[remmynikon.308]

I survived the fist half of 2020

 

[seanh]

I pulled up behind a SUV in town and see a giant ass bumper sticker on it that says 'Route 91 Las Vegas Survivor'.

I shit you not. Someone felt the need to put a 3 foot wide sticker on their car letting everyone know that they were at a country music concert when some crazy person started shooting at it. What in the ever living fuck went through someones mind to think that this was somehow something people needed to know about while sitting behind them in traffic.

I mean, did you return fire or something? What actually makes you a 'survivor' of this? I survived fucking Saturday night, do I need a bumper sticker for that? Do you get to park in the veterans parking spots at Lowes now? I'm sure whoever this was (didnt get a look at them) has a retelling of what happened that night that includes dragons, Darth Vader and Joan of Ark or something.

What in the actual fuck? Are there going to now be a whole trove of bumper stickers letting us know you survived the coronavirus, or a home burglary?

Or, instead of whining like a bich you could have simply ignored it like you would have fat check.

 

[jbailey]

There are folks that get this as a tattoo ...

 

[Redmanss]

There’s Holocaust Survivor, and then there’s a bunch of strap hangers.

 

[candyx]

Shouldn't the tattoo say " HE MISSED ME "

 

[W54/XM-388]

There’s Holocaust Survivor, and then there’s a bunch of strap hangers.

Holodomor survivors may beg to differ with that assessment.

 

[ggmanning]

How about a tatoo for survived a public gun range? Joking of course. That is the curse of this generation and all the social media.....look at me and my life ad nauseum.

 

[Redmanss]

Holodomor survivors may beg to differ with that assessment.

Sure, but one had commie caused famine and the other violence on the level of the whole world at war with each other. I tip the scale to the Jews, whom I'm sure wish they were not in the running in the first place.