Maggie’s Australian pick up lines.

[Barneybdb]

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1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

 

[Maggot]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

Could I have a kiss....you know, down under.

 

[RATSACK]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Could I have a kiss....you know, down under. </div></div>

maggot I always thought you were flexible enough to do that yourself

 

[Maggot]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Viper308</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Could I have a kiss....you know, down under. </div></div>

maggot I always thought you were flexible enough to do that yourself

</div></div>

Good one but just remember, paybacks are a bitch.

 

[crazybrit]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

Australian foreplay....."get on the bed!!"

 

[rocky_lange]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

I'd like to throw my shrimp in you Barbie!

 

[ace31]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Viper308</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Could I have a kiss....you know, down under. </div></div>

maggot I always thought you were flexible enough to do that yourself

</div></div>

Just out of curiosity...how would you know?

 

[Werewolf]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

Is that a ladder in your stocking?
Or a stairway to heaven??

 

[SledDog]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin.

 

[_RJ_]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

^^Nice

 

[Barneybdb]

Re: Australian pick up lines.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: crazybrit</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Australian foreplay....."get on the bed!!"</div></div>

Australian foreplay "Next!"