Maggie’s Best Joke of the Week !!!

[Sendero_Man]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?

'Oh, I don't know,' said the southern congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know
shit?

 

[desertHK]

Re: Best Joke of the Week !!!

Now that's funny. LMAO.

 

[BTDrygulch]

Re: Best Joke of the Week !!!

For those of you who don't know shit...here's a quick refresher...

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children named Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and since her kids were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd,Hoarse, and Bull. Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new

Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Family history as recorded by Crock O. Schitt

 

[former naval person]

Re: Best Joke of the Week !!!

Some folks got nothing to do. JMHO

 

[ROBIE]

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Gotta love it! thats some funny shit right there!

 

[wkahler]

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This is now on my Facebook...........LOL!!

 

[chris223]

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thats great

 

[FARGO]

Re: Best Joke of the Week !!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sendero_man</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?

'Oh, I don't know,' said the southern congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know
shit?


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lol - that was great.