Blonde Moment

[WATERWALKER]

Yesterday morning my wife & I attended our daughter's (4 yr old) first horse showing. My wife agreed to help w/ concessions. My wife is blonde & lefthanded. Not a big deal, I agree. So another blonde "horse mom" stops by & notices my wife is left handed & asks "You're left handed & blonde? Me too!" My wife answers "yes." The other mom's next question was "Do you ever find that when you open doors you walk through & get hit in the forehead by the door?" Alright, no tact, nothing. I laughed, A LOT! I just couldn't stop. To my wife's credit, she kept a straight face. This was the first time either of had ever met this woman. That's a great first impression. What do ya'll think?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

What do I think? I think "thank you" for this mornings first laugh.

 

[MCSO1357]

I had to look at a door to see how that was possible, then laughed my ass off visualizing her getting hit with the door.

 

[WATERWALKER]

I had to look at a door to see how that was possible, then laughed my ass off visualizing her getting hit with the door.

By the way she talked about hitting doors it happens all the time. I couldn't help but LMAO & rip on her a little bit. Simply irresistible.

Ya'll feel free to weigh in & / or share similar ordeals.

 

[Cornholeo]

I need a rag to clean the chew off my keyboard! ROMFLMAO!

 

[pteranadon]

I would be careful. She may leave you for her new "friend."

 

[mr45acp2u]

I am left handed, not blonde, I needed stitches after splitting my eyebrow open opening a door. Only did it once. It was the front door to my house. I'm not sure what made that day so special.

 

[hlee]

I imagine this happens when someone left handed opens a door- that opens toward them and with hinges on the right- with their dominant hand. This would cause the door to swing into their body instead of across their body, as these doors do for us who are right handed. As a rule of thumb, find the hinges and use the hand closest to them to open the door.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Need to ask if you can set up a camera on her front porch. I am sure that would make for some good viewing.

 

[Facemelter]

My wife is blonde,and left handed. Might have to ask her this.lol

 

[truth]

Worthless without pics.

 

[JSTARSZ]

I think she is a keeper because she is funny and not trying to be and they are the funniest to have around at parties.

 

[Barneybdb]

Of the blondes?

 

[truth]

Of the blondes?

No...the doors.

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

So is she putting out? Blondes get down sir, stupider the better.