CKA your assistance is needed

[deadly0311]

Ive heard that all the missing cats around the Dallas area can be traced back to you. We are under the impression that you eat them hence that "belly" that Frank is always gettin on to you about. I have a propostion, we need you to come to Jacksonville and eat up the stray cat population......there are bets that say you could clean up this town of all stray cats in a weekend. CKA PLEASE HELP......although i take no responsibility for you sniffing or drinking cat piss and having delusions or increased weight gain

 

[Adician]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

Jesus, please do. The cats around here drive me crazy. You can't even shoot them because it's inside city limits!

 

[Mudcat-NC]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

Ever hear of Aquila Colibris? That takes care of the city limits "problem"

 

[deadly0311]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

CKA will eat them all....CKA is a master of cunning stealth

 

[Lowlight]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

I bet if you starve him the day before, he eliminates the problem in hours not days.

 

[deadly0311]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

CKA,
Im working dillegently with the Mayor of Jacksonville to pay you by the cat and total weight gain that you incur due to this eating of the cat.

 

[Lowlight]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

Don't forget to supply him with hot sauce

 

[deadly0311]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Don't forget to supply him with hot sauce </div></div>
something like this

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/hsw1537.html

 

[jrhammons]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

Deadly he

 

[deadly0311]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Deadly he just cooks them for the cat oil. He uses it to lube himself </div></div>

I could have gone a lifetime with OUT that image in my head

 

[jrhammons]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

Kind of a ...

 

[BOLTRIPPER]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

.....must allow banned former members to respond.......




buttered popcorn at the ready

 

[deadly0311]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

Rob im not damaged

that was just a horrible horrible image of CKA rubbing oil on himself

 

[jrhammons]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

Yeah its kinda rough to think about

 

[Lowlight]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">.....must allow banned former members to respond.......




buttered popcorn at the ready</div></div>

Who is banned ?

CKA Is not banned... just bulged in the middle

 

[Cleaner]

Re: CKA your assitance is needed

Poor cats.