• Cold Bore Ritual Contest - Only a Few Hours Left To Enter!

    What’s your cold bore ritual, that one thing you always do before your first shot to set yourself up for success? Winner gets new limited edition Hide merch. Remember, subscribers have a better chance of winning!

    Join contest Subscribe

Maggie’s Drunk Irish/

Duc

Sergeant
Full Member
Minuteman
Supporter
Oct 16, 2007
1,486
4,353
NE. Illinios
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO>
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed
a
> little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the
> dice.
>
>
>
> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm
> completely nude'.
>


>
>
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
> Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
>
>
>
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES! YES!
> I WON, I WON!'
>
>
>
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
> clothes and quickly departed.
>
>
>
> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men.
 
Re: Drunk Irish/

Reminds me of a time when my friend and I were having a conversation and a pair of our female friends were having a separate one a few feet away. We were talking about something innocuous when we suddenly heard, "boob job" and like a scripted comedy, we turned, and simultaneously said, "huh?"