Oh, the dumbest thing of all isn't really funny, but SPENDEX. Blowing ammo through barrels as fast as you can just so they can order the same amount next year. Instead of training all year with it, it's all just blown in one big "spending exercise" where you stay at the range until it's all gone. What a fucking waste, and they don't do or say one damn thing about the shot out barrels they get out of this.
Unfortunately that is too common. I won’t take part in a spendex, neither will any of my guys. Last time I had someone tell me we had to go to the range and shoot a ton of ammo and get 0 training value but gain shot out barrels, I explained my point of view to them. The only reason that happens is the ammo requests were forecasted without a realistic training plan. Then at the end of the fiscal year the unit is stuck with a bunch of ammo, that can be turned in. The only issue with that is the unit is scared that it will effect their allotment for the next fiscal year. I have two things to say about that, prove it and if it is so then the ammo is obviously not needed so who cares.
Dumbest thing I did was edge a mile of sidewalk with a tent stake when there was a shovel available. The dipshit in charge wouldn’t let me use it, and I was not even in trouble, he was just being a prick.