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Maggie’s Ford's New 2013 Model Car

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  • Mar 1, 2008
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    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

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    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.
     
    Re: Ford's New 2013 Model Car

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Deputy Dawg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I hope you mean she's on the couch. If not, you're doing it wrong.. </div></div>

    And only if shes biting the couch pillow on all fours....
     
    Re: Ford's New 2013 Model Car

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goatphius</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It has a GPS that gives you the wrong directions </div></div>

    Exactly! It starts out by saying "Ok, I think we turn right, here by the Dairy Queen. No, left. Sorry! Oh, wait, this is the wrong street. It wasn't Dairy Queen, it was a Quiznos. I'm sorry, I should have looked in the database before we started. I thought I knew where it was. Maybe you should stop and ask for directions...."
     
    Re: Ford's New 2013 Model Car

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mom x 3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh gentleman......with proper maintenance and handling, it can prove to be a collector's dream.
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    LMAO
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    Re: Ford's New 2013 Model Car

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mom x 3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh gentleman......with proper maintenance and handling, it can prove to be a collector's dream.
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    While true, that all depends on how they're 'broken in'.
     
    Re: Ford's New 2013 Model Car

    I wish I had a picture, but back in high school my best friend's dad had a '92 Taurus that was sprayed flat black. He bought some of those chrome letters you can get from Autozone, and added "CLI" in front of the "TAURUS" -- and yes, he drove it around in public that way.