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I studied the pic and not getting it. No bear is that fat and don't understand the red thing.
The red thing is The Golden Mean.... which is an artistic and geometric device invented by Leonardo to help create perfect paintings, drawings and renderings.

Want to kill an hour with an incredible video? This explains it really well:



Ed has built several rifles for me. He is a retired Navy Submarine sailor and built his first rifle on a cruise. He is now one of the best in America.

His sense of proportion and scale are... well... explained by that video.

As for the bear... probably a California Dumpster bear. Massively fat. Just eats off Lake Tahoe scraps.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
The red thing is The Golden Mean.... which is an artistic and geometric device invented by Leonardo to help create perfect paintings, drawings and renderings.

Want to kill an hour with an incredible video? This explains it really well:



Ed has built several rifles for me. He is a retired Navy Submarine sailor and built his first rifle on a cruise. He is now one of the best in America.

His sense of proportion and scale are... well... explained by that video.

As for the bear... probably a California Dumpster bear. Massively fat. Just eats off Lake Tahoe scraps.

Cheers,

Sirhr

And I don’t think daVinci invented It… but I think he codified it. Vitruvian man.



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Fluffy cows are not your friends. Even domesticated ones are far from what a good cow is.
From observation, 2,000 lbs + can accelerate from 0 to 30 mph long before you can even get out an 'Oh Shit', let alone an 'Oh shit I'm f'd'. They are cute from a ' y'all ain't from around here' perspective, but they are definitely not amused with your skinny jeans. Oh by the way, these guys (and gals) are rather tame compared to the moose. Again, from experience DO NOT get between a cow and her calf.
 
They say that you can't fix stupid. Why would you discourage an activity that's very entertaining and trying to do what can't be done?
We were in Yellowstone about a month ago. Since then about 6-7 people have been stomped by Buffalo.... Don't pet the wild animals.
If they wouldn't remove them. I'd post signs that say Pet the Fluffy Cows Pictures Here.
 
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They say that you can't fix stupid. Why would you discourage an activity that's very entertaining and trying to do what can't be done?

If they wouldn't remove them. I'd post signs that say Pet the Fluffy Cows Pictures Here.
And a reminder to visitors that bears HATE bacon grease, so apply it liberally to your clothes, hat, packs, etc.

This will protect you from bears.

Sirhr
 
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What part of Maryland?

Rolled though here too. Had some pea size hail with the rain and wind; power went out for a few minutes, then flashed for a bit. The flag pole mount for my wife's Korean flag snapped off, that's the extent of damage here. What part of MD are you in? We're in Harford County.
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Background story?
Image was posted by a friend on a social media site.

I thought it was meme-worthy. Other than that... nada.

One "Search Google" shows "Allegedly 2019 Yellowstone visitor."

Though the best one is 'stage diving into an audience of mostly porcupines.'

That's funny right there!

Sirhr
 
Last week after spending 8 hours in an attic I arrived home to find a storm had blown down my chicken run. Luckily the neighbor came by and put the chickens up. When I saw it. All I could think about was that the chickens were crushed under it.
98 degrees and heat index of 110 and all I wanted was a beer. Nope, a few more hours of fixing stuff.
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Last week after spending 8 hours in an attic I arrived home to find a storm had blown down my chicken run. Luckily the neighbor came by and put the chickens up. When I saw it. All I could think about was that the chickens were crushed under it.
98 degrees and heat index of 110 and all I wanted was a beer. Nope, a few more hours of fixing stuff.
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I'm glad it isn't as bad as it looked.
 
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Arkansas? Buddy just posted a video on another forum with hail busting through a stamped metal grating over his screen door.
Not yet. I'm unfortunately in Maryland at the moment, but I'm working on making the jump down south. Aiming for Texas but Arkansas would be okay I guess. Just need to do some networking. Your buddy know any good rental agents?