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i'd like to break every bone in that cunts body if i had a chance
I'd rather clean. My wife rolls her eyes at me because I wipe the sink anytime the faucet is turned on.
- DO NOT leave your keys, wallet, purse, etc. on the kitchen counters. I will put them away and may or may not remember where.
- DO NOT use my knives. I have "guest" knives.
- DO NOT use my cutting boards without checking with me.
- DO NOT touch the microwave or oven glass. That's what handles are for.
- DO NOT put wooden handled utensils in sink.
- Immediately wipe any splatter from microwave/stove.
- Immediately clean coffee filter
- Place all dishes, glasses flatware in dishwasher, NOT sink.
- Wash all pots/pans/large bowls/casserole dishes as soon as cool.
I could go on, but you get the drift.
Pretty sure one look at the exterior and I would never enter.
Whenever the wife and I were house shopping, she would ohh and ahh over decor, colors, etc. I looked in the kitchen and garage.
You would be shocked. I have been to several homes in high end subdivisions that the exterior is well maintained. Go inside and they look like that picture.
Every time it happens it brings to mind that saying. Someone is tired of her bullshit. Geisel and Tom Brady.
Every time it happens it brings to mind that saying. Someone is tired of her bullshit. Geisel and Tom Brady.
Book/cover...but I bet I'd right more often than wrong. My neighbor mows his lawn, but not much else. Has stuff piled on his patio and the gargae looks looks like a hoarder lives there. The inside of his house is immaculate.
You can eat later, but you may not be able to buy a gun in the future.
Except it doesn't taste like bacon. As someone with a red meat allergy I've tried all the substitutes - there is one burger substitute that tastes like burger but the rest are nowhere close. There is no substitute for bacon. Not even turkey or similar animal protein. Bacon is bacon.
SO yeah - let the nukes fly
there are plenty of fake people eating fake food thinking theyre doing good for themselves.
Just upscale the photo to a more industrialized look and get a inside peek into what most commercial kitchens.
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Cooking a spectacular meal without cleaning up the mess is like only ever giving back massages as a pretense for sex.
Stacking firewood and we found another salamander.
They want to make it a “vaccinatable” condition now….you know “to save the world”.
These dogs have fangs and will bite, are toxic and bark. They look a lot bigger scooting around on the bottom of mountain streams.
Exercised the MS440 a little today. That’s chestnut oak, a white oak with very course bark that is the main oak species here. Dense and burns hot.
I ended up with about 3 times that stack from a few logs I skidded out of the woods. This species tends to get hollow at the base and come down with wind.
I ended up with about 3 times that stack from a few logs I skidded out of the woods. This species tends to get hollow at the base and come down with wind.
