Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Cooking a spectacular meal without cleaning up the mess is like only ever giving back massages as a pretense for sex.

dont get me wrong, i clean up after myself. my wife just like doing it while im preparing and cooking. i know in the olden days the wifes place was in the kitchen, but she likes to rule the kitchen. even helping with the dishes is like starting a war. sometimes one has to know when to raise the white flag.

i spend more time at our rural property as im doing renos, i cook and clean. no wife to argue with here. while here i live like im single, i make the mess, i clean it up. laundry too, but lucky these days the machines do all the hard work.
 
A farmer harvesting sugar beets from his field near Opava in the eastern Czech Republic, dug up a unique gold belt dating to the Bronze Age. The finder, who wishes to remain anonymous, found the shiny yellow object crumpled into a ball. He rinsed it, straightened it out a little and realized this was an artifact of archaeological significance.

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