Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

I am so rich…..

Thank you Lord for every second.


IMG_5730.jpeg
 
Tried cutting out all seeds? They really enhance inflammation if you’re prone to it due to injury. Seeds oils like all of the vegetable oils are the worst culprit.

We use olive and avocado oil for some stuff, lard and coconut for frying now. Zero seed oil and my joint pain went from awful to not bad.

You can do a really strict protocol at first, then introduce some things one at a time to see how you react.

Corn, (most)wheat and peanut is a zero tolerance for me now but I can tolerate sourdough made from organic wheat. I avoid most beans (lectins are high) and “stalk” vegetables. Almost any fruit of a plant is ok for me, especially zucchini and tomatoes/peppers.

It took time to figure out my triggers for inflammation but the results have been great.

No seeds, no vegetable oil. I do occasionally eat peanut butter (does that count)? Fussed atvtge wife for not getting extra virgin olive oil. Nowvthat I think, maybe my back hurts from sleeping on the sofa.

Gonna have to do a food inventory.
 
No seeds, no vegetable oil. I do occasionally eat peanut butter (does that count)? Fussed atvtge wife for not getting extra virgin olive oil. Nowvthat I think, maybe my back hurts from sleeping on the sofa.

Gonna have to do a food inventory.
Yes, peanut butter counts. Try using butter or tallow instead of olive oil also.

Something else you could try is cutting out any dark leafy greens
 
I already knew that clearing buildings is stupid for 99.9% of scenarios but here it is explained pretty well.



Funny with what would seem to be some valid points. But ... I know I am not that guy so I can't actually validate any of his points.

I may have missed it but where was option 4? Abandon the structure.
 
Yes, peanut butter counts. Try using butter or tallow instead of olive oil also.

Something else you could try is cutting out any dark leafy greens
Peanuts and almonds are very high in lectins and peanuts have a mold (yes all peanuts) that is linked to lots of issues, especially inflammation. I used to eat a large jar of crunchy natural Jif every 2 weeks and had incredible joint trouble. No peanut in my life now and sooooo much relief.

Dr. Chaffee is famous for saying “vegetables are trying to kill you” and they really are. Anything that is a seed or stalk is typically not something good for your body. Lots of compounds that cause many ailments and reactions. Fruits of plants can be ok but you gotta add in one at a time after a period of abstinence to see how you react.

Green beans if cooked well and with a water change I can do. It is my “exception” to my rules. Nightshades are hit and miss, requiring experimentation. Traditional “fruits” are pretty much all fine. Vegetable “fruits” like squash, zucchini and such are typically fine.

Olive oil has a lot of anti-inflammatory properties so try swallowing a tablespoon morning and night and use it regularly in dishes. It has some polyunsaturated fat (bad) but if a good quality the good outweighs the bad.

Olive oil from Italy is now all suspect and is largely adulterated with seed oils. A California or Spanish oil is best and some South American oil is very very good.
It should have a pronounced “bite” or it’s 💩

Salt salt salt, a good celtic sea salt will help you in so many ways. Salt isn’t the devil. Good salt with lots of other trace minerals is essential. Stay away from Himalayan pink it has heavy metals.
 


Had a young guy work for me in the late 1990's. Was a Public Relations major at college and applied for an internship to drive the wienermobile. Apparently, the wienermobiles are mostly college kids and doing internships!! It's highly-competitive and also very, very prestigious to get accepted.

So next time you see a wienermobile... you'll know! ;-)
 
  • Like
Reactions: Keith E.
Magnesium Glyconate? If not please try it. I used to suffer from insomnia plus I had cramps at night and

I went through a food inventory a while back after having all kinds of problems which I won't list in entirety here but waking up with night sweats and painful cramps were a couple along with getting up to pee 3 or 4 times a night and a few others that were downright scary.

I cut out pretty much all processed foods for a while then stopped eating wheat, seafood, dairy and beef entirely. Talk about a limited diet. Long story short, everything is back except dairy in any form. No butter, cheese, whey, milk, yada yada ... not a single thing that lists any milk based ingredient or may have been made where dairy might contaminate it. It's not a lactose intolerance it's more like a genuine dairy allergy.

Cramps are gone, sweats are gone, don't get up to pee at all. Still don't sleep much but that's always been a problem so maybe I'll try the magnesium glycinate.

Point being, different people have different triggers.
 
He said at one point it was better to get ‘em outside than to go inside.

Missed that part, I'll have to watch it again.

I'm all for fighting like you're the third monkey on the ramp if you have to but firmly believe in avoiding the exhilaration of gunfire.
 
  • Like
Reactions: sgtsmmiii and Ltcg
I went through a food inventory a while back after having all kinds of problems which I won't list in entirety here but waking up with night sweats and painful cramps were a couple along with getting up to pee 3 or 4 times a night and a few others that were downright scary.

I cut out pretty much all processed foods for a while then stopped eating wheat, seafood, dairy and beef entirely. Talk about a limited diet. Long story short, everything is back except dairy in any form. No butter, cheese, whey, milk, yada yada ... not a single thing that lists any milk based ingredient or may have been made where dairy might contaminate it. It's not a lactose intolerance it's more like a genuine dairy allergy.

Cramps are gone, sweats are gone, don't get up to pee at all. Still don't sleep much but that's always been a problem so maybe I'll try the magnesium glycinate.

Point being, different people have different triggers.
Absolutely. You have to experiment and add in one thing at a time, gauge your reaction and keep a log.

Edited to add
For anyone who has bad inflammation, poor energy, poor sleep, pain…

Start with a carnivore cleanse. No dairy no grain no veggies no fruit no seeds.

Concentrate on beef and other multi-stomach animal proteins. Pigs or chickens do not break down polyunsaturated fats in corn and other stuff they are fed but ruminants do. Water or tea (coffee is controversial so at first avoid it) and good Baja or Celtic salt.

After 30 days you will feel better, probably really good. Now add in some fruit. You will feel incredible with some natural sugars and antioxidants. You could stop there, with some supplements and be great….but if you have to then add some controversial stuff with enough time and keep a log. It’ll take months to figure it out for yourself.
 
Last edited:
Missed that part, I'll have to watch it again.

I'm all for fighting like you're the third monkey on the ramp if you have to but firmly believe in avoiding the exhilaration of gunfire.
A guy on a non-gun forum posted an experience he had this week of a strange car in his driveway at like 2am. He made a lot of mistakes and laughed at himself some but was asking for advice. Most advice was the typical rambo crap or gun brand BS ect.

I told him that going outside was the dumbest thing he could do. It has no upside. Simply turning on an outside light, an inside light and looking out a curtain would handle this every time unless it was a hit squad and if it is a hit squad going outside is still dumb as heck.

Best way to handle violence is to not be there. You can do everything right and still be unlucky.
 
Peanuts and almonds are very high in lectins and peanuts have a mold (yes all peanuts) that is linked to lots of issues, especially inflammation. I used to eat a large jar of crunchy natural Jif every 2 weeks and had incredible joint trouble. No peanut in my life now and sooooo much relief.

Dr. Chaffee is famous for saying “vegetables are trying to kill you” and they really are. Anything that is a seed or stalk is typically not something good for your body. Lots of compounds that cause many ailments and reactions. Fruits of plants can be ok but you gotta add in one at a time after a period of abstinence to see how you react.

Green beans if cooked well and with a water change I can do. It is my “exception” to my rules. Nightshades are hit and miss, requiring experimentation. Traditional “fruits” are pretty much all fine. Vegetable “fruits” like squash, zucchini and such are typically fine.

Olive oil has a lot of anti-inflammatory properties so try swallowing a tablespoon morning and night and use it regularly in dishes. It has some polyunsaturated fat (bad) but if a good quality the good outweighs the bad.

Olive oil from Italy is now all suspect and is largely adulterated with seed oils. A California or Spanish oil is best and some South American oil is very very good.
It should have a pronounced “bite” or it’s 💩

Salt salt salt, a good celtic sea salt will help you in so many ways. Salt isn’t the devil. Good salt with lots of other trace minerals is essential. Stay away from Himalayan pink it has heavy metals.
IMG_0816.jpeg
 
Peanuts and almonds are very high in lectins and peanuts have a mold (yes all peanuts) that is linked to lots of issues, especially inflammation. I used to eat a large jar of crunchy natural Jif every 2 weeks and had incredible joint trouble. No peanut in my life now and sooooo much relief.

Dr. Chaffee is famous for saying “vegetables are trying to kill you” and they really are. Anything that is a seed or stalk is typically not something good for your body. Lots of compounds that cause many ailments and reactions. Fruits of plants can be ok but you gotta add in one at a time after a period of abstinence to see how you react.

Green beans if cooked well and with a water change I can do. It is my “exception” to my rules. Nightshades are hit and miss, requiring experimentation. Traditional “fruits” are pretty much all fine. Vegetable “fruits” like squash, zucchini and such are typically fine.

Olive oil has a lot of anti-inflammatory properties so try swallowing a tablespoon morning and night and use it regularly in dishes. It has some polyunsaturated fat (bad) but if a good quality the good outweighs the bad.

Olive oil from Italy is now all suspect and is largely adulterated with seed oils. A California or Spanish oil is best and some South American oil is very very good.
It should have a pronounced “bite” or it’s 💩

Salt salt salt, a good celtic sea salt will help you in so many ways. Salt isn’t the devil. Good salt with lots of other trace minerals is essential. Stay away from Himalayan pink it has heavy metals.
Yes, all of this.

And organs
 
  • Like
Reactions: Lawless