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Jesus Bender, I was the first to call him out on it.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Doc
Not to be snarky....but read back.
I got shit for calling him a glowing fuckstain.

Whoops, sorry, my bad.....wrong thread.

As you were (and that means your ass best be at parade rest).
 
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That forum member @TheGerman is in real life Michael German, "who infiltrated white supremacy groups as an FBI agent, [he] told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday."



Come on back to the conversation @TeddyK. We are all awaiting more to this story. How do you know @TheGerman
 
Someone called you out. Handle your business good Sir

It's not even a callout.

The 4 year old neighbor's kid calling me a poopyhead is a call out. After I hit him with the pressure washer spray a few times, that ended, but it was at least a callout.

I mean, this isn't even that. Are we just going off of the fact my screen name here has the word German in it, and the guys last name is German? That's what we're going off of here?

@TeddyK please, lets further expand on all of the secret things you know about me. Wait a minute, you're @sacleeRhino aern't you?
 
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Of course the FBI has trolls here, why wouldn't they? Then we know the trolls have trolls here too.

At least no one is recommending a "bottom-menu" like the delivery website Post-Mates. They have taken a stand for gay pride month and have a recommended foods for people who like getting dicks shoved up their asses. They recommend foods that won't create hard crusty turds that scrap your cock or have too many peanuts or corn that could get stuck in your pee hole.

They say this is the type of food preferred by FBI agents and trolls on shooting websites like the hide...................................................................




 
I can't believe we're 3 pages in and not one person has told this guy to go be poor somewhere else.

So, OP, go be poor somewhere else!
 
I had high hopes for this thread. The OP ditched, so we are left to talk amongst ourselves. This sucks. We can’t get anywhere in an echo chamber. We need dissenting banter dammit. Where is the OP?
 
I had high hopes for this thread. The OP ditched, so we are left to talk amongst ourselves. This sucks. We can’t get anywhere in an echo chamber. We need dissenting banter dammit. Where is the OP?
AGREED!!!
I thought for certain there would be more German bashing and shit. Disappointing.
Time to just bring out all the German jokes...

A refugee is sitting in the street in Berlin, bemoaning his life, when suddenly, a genie appears.

"I'm the socialist, liberal genie," says he, "and I'm here to grant you three wishes."

The refugee says "You see this gap in my teeth? I want it fixed." No sooner does he say that, that he gets a copy of a new law, decreeing that all refugees in Germany will get free health and dental care, courtesy of the state. He ran to the dentist and got his teeth fixed for free.

He is ecstatic, and says "I want a fully furnished house, endless money and to be reunited with my family." No sooner does he say this, that a new law is passed, guaranteeing all refugees in Germany a fully furnished new home, welfare, and reunification with their families. And in his hands were a deed to his new home, and refugee papers for his family.

The man is stunned. He had gotten everything he wanted, and still had a wish left. So he said "I want to be a German citizen. In fact, I want to be named Fritz." And as soon as he said that, his teeth went back to having a gap, and his house and family disappeared.

"What happened?!" he yelled.

"What do you mean, 'what happened'?" replied the genie. "You're a German now. You should be ashamed, trying to live off of government money. Go get a job, Fritz!"
 
AGREED!!!
I thought for certain there would be more German bashing and shit. Disappointing.
Time to just bring out all the German jokes...

A refugee is sitting in the street in Berlin, bemoaning his life, when suddenly, a genie appears.

"I'm the socialist, liberal genie," says he, "and I'm here to grant you three wishes."

The refugee says "You see this gap in my teeth? I want it fixed." No sooner does he say that, that he gets a copy of a new law, decreeing that all refugees in Germany will get free health and dental care, courtesy of the state. He ran to the dentist and got his teeth fixed for free.

He is ecstatic, and says "I want a fully furnished house, endless money and to be reunited with my family." No sooner does he say this, that a new law is passed, guaranteeing all refugees in Germany a fully furnished new home, welfare, and reunification with their families. And in his hands were a deed to his new home, and refugee papers for his family.

The man is stunned. He had gotten everything he wanted, and still had a wish left. So he said "I want to be a German citizen. In fact, I want to be named Fritz." And as soon as he said that, his teeth went back to having a gap, and his house and family disappeared.

"What happened?!" he yelled.

"What do you mean, 'what happened'?" replied the genie. "You're a German now. You should be ashamed, trying to live off of government money. Go get a job, Fritz!"

A POW goes to the Commandant and says he has a bad toothache and is sent to the camp dentist. The dentist decides he needs to pull the tooth and in a few days, the pain is gone.

A while later, the POW has a horrible ache in one of his feet that wont go away. He goes to the Commandant who sends him to the camp doctor. The doctor sees that its a case of frostbite due to camp conditions and has to cut the foot off. After the POW heals from the surgery, everything is fine.

Some time later, the POW has a horrible stomach ache and is doubling over in pain. He goes to the Commandant, who again, sends him to the camp doctor. The doctor sees that the POW's appendix is about to burst and performs surgery to remove it. Again, after healing, the POW is fine.

More time passes and the POW who is now missing some teeth, a foot and an appendix keeps getting an infection on his dick. He realizes its because he isn't circumcised and goes to the Commandant to ask about the doctor performing a simple circumcision on him. The Commandant looks at him and proclaims NEIN!

The POW is confused and asks what's wrong. Your camp has a good dentist and a great doctor who has performed many much more complicated surgeries. Why can't he do this?

The Commandant says.

Its because we see you are trying to escape!
 
A POW goes to the Commandant and says he has a bad toothache and is sent to the camp dentist. The dentist decides he needs to pull the tooth and in a few days, the pain is gone.

A while later, the POW has a horrible ache in one of his feet that wont go away. He goes to the Commandant who sends him to the camp doctor. The doctor sees that its a case of frostbite due to camp conditions and has to cut the foot off. After the POW heals from the surgery, everything is fine.

Some time later, the POW has a horrible stomach ache and is doubling over in pain. He goes to the Commandant, who again, sends him to the camp doctor. The doctor sees that the POW's appendix is about to burst and performs surgery to remove it. Again, after healing, the POW is fine.

More time passes and the POW who is now missing some teeth, a foot and an appendix keeps getting an infection on his dick. He realizes its because he isn't circumcised and goes to the Commandant to ask about the doctor performing a simple circumcision on him. The Commandant looks at him and proclaims NEIN!

The POW is confused and asks what's wrong. Your camp has a good dentist and a great doctor who has performed many much more complicated surgeries. Why can't he do this?

The Commandant says.

Its because we see you are trying to escape!
I guess you had to be there huh ?
 
Look at what dumbfucks we all are. Or maybe just how cunning @TheGerman actually is...
Even after @TeddyK outted @TheGerman as a fucking glowie, here we all are all but singing a Hall and Oates song about how it just isn't so.


















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Not to be snarky....but read back.
I got shit for calling him a glowing fuckstain.

Whoops, sorry, my bad.....wrong thread.

As you were (and that means your ass best be at parade rest).
I don't do parade rest at fort living room🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Doc
 
If this was true id be fucked, me and him talked about German Scharf Mustard in PM’s...fuck! Also @clcustom1911 would also glow since he’s hung out with TheGerman lol.

Knew that was a Fed boy haircut 🤣 He does look like the guys from the Fed meet up meme though.
I work with fedboi's. My hair is way better. They kno I kno they kno. They try tho. It's entertaining.
 
It's not even a callout.

The 4 year old neighbor's kid calling me a poopyhead is a call out. After I hit him with the pressure washer spray a few times, that ended, but it was at least a callout.

I mean, this isn't even that. Are we just going off of the fact my screen name here has the word German in it, and the guys last name is German? That's what we're going off of here?

@TeddyK please, lets further expand on all of the secret things you know about me. Wait a minute, you're @sacleeRhino aern't you?
Wait! You have neighbors? I didn’t at all envision you as a neighborhood guy. Hmmm...
WTF?! Why in the hell are there so many FBI offices in MT?

Mike
You don’t want to know.
 
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Its even funnier when you look at the FBI pay scale.
And everyone who knows The German is aware that he is actually French. He just added the Umlaut over his name to appear tougher.

OP needs to go be poor somewhere else. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life…

Sirhr
 
It's not even a callout.

The 4 year old neighbor's kid calling me a poopyhead is a call out. After I hit him with the pressure washer spray a few times, that ended, but it was at least a callout.

I mean, this isn't even that. Are we just going off of the fact my screen name here has the word German in it, and the guys last name is German? That's what we're going off of here?

@TeddyK please, lets further expand on all of the secret things you know about me. Wait a minute, you're @sacleeRhino aern't you?
TeddyK. I have it on good authority that he drownded his secretary, Drank enough bushmills to float The German’s U-boat, and was the biggest Commie gun control advocate in the Senate before Schumer came along.

Teddy K! Heck, who would even consider that handle except a complete moron?

I have it on good authority that the OP would have been President if had driven a Volkswagen!

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Oh and Teddy K… congrats on 13 years sober.

Sirhr
 
You do when you pay your taxes to stay out of prison.

Click-Boom.

LOL.
Not quite.
Men pay taxes unwillingly because of death threats from the men that willingly traded their souls to work for the state. The difference should be enough that even you can see it.
 
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The other two, Heinrich and Franz. They are twins, and I have it on good word that this is really them, in their undercover outfits.
 
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