I was canceled by Door Dash

[Ronws]

You guys have problems I can’t even imagine. Hell I would love a food delivery service. I live so far out in the middle of nowhere Amazon next day delivery takes 3-4 days.

To quote Larry the Cable Guy. "I don't care who you are, that's funny."

 

[Ronws]

The math actually works out, I like you about 30% of the time depending on the post, so if you called for a ride there is a 70% chance I would leave you on whatever corner your on, mystery solved.

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Your score just dropped

Plot twist: I registered here w my ex wife’s email address years ago.