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Maser

Maser

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    So seeing as we live in the day where it's a cool thing to do to be offended by EVERYTHING, I might as well give it a shot so here goes!

    I am deeply offended that I have been a member here for twice as long as Jerry has and yet anytime I have ever gotten banned, nobody gives a shit! Hell, most people don't even notice. Jerry gets banned and yet he gets a 6+ page epic thread made about him within hours of his ban. What's up with that? Does my 13 years of faggotry at this great site mean nothing?! I want to use the report button, but my eyes are so welled up with SJW tears that I can't find the report button, but yet I'm able to type this post out. Anyways, rant over and I'm now gonna go cry and draw some rainbows so I can feel better about myself.

    #Free_Jerry
     
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    Maser said:
    So seeing as we live in the day where it's a cool thing to do to be offended by EVERYTHING, I might as well give it a shot so here goes!

    I am deeply offended that I have been a member here for twice as long as Jerry has and yet anytime I have ever gotten banned, nobody gives a shit! Hell, most people don't even notice. Jerry gets banned and yet he gets a 6+ page epic thread made about him within hours of his ban. What's up with that? Does my 13 years of faggotry at this great site mean nothing?! I want to use the report button, but my eyes are so welled up with SJW tears that I can't find the report button, but yet I'm able to type this post out. Anyways, rant over and I'm now gonna go cry and draw some rainbows so I can feel better about myself.

    #Free_Jerry
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    Were you even allowed to drive when you joined sh?
     
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    Once upon a time Maser, you only posted up for attention whoring with outlandish comments that quite frankly, nobody wanted to read. You did it to get your rocks off from the responses, and quite frankly you were a freakishly weird troll who provided absolutely zero contribution to the discussions being held. Every ban, up to and including the birthday ban you got, I felt you completely deserved.

    You've done a lot of growing up since then, and dammit if I don't actually like some of the comments you drop nowadays. You still attention whore somewhat, this very thread is a prime example of that. Keep up the otherwise good work, let the bullshit talk reside on your 4chan or whatever other sites you roll on, continue to call out the chumps here when they deserve to be called out, but quite frankly it ain't a competition.
     
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    "who's the birthday boy!"

    Heard that from the front row of 12 year olds at a movie theater when me and my bestie went and saw Raiders of the Lost Arc.

    Don't be him.
     
    #12
    I've been lucky I guess, then again I know the limits. I did get banned WAY back in the day for two weeks by Frank himself. I 100 percent undeniably deserved it... probably even longer actually. That was back in my lurker days of the late 2000's.
     
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    Maser said:
    So seeing as we live in the day where it's a cool thing to do to be offended by EVERYTHING, I might as well give it a shot so here goes!

    I am deeply offended that I have been a member here for twice as long as Jerry has and yet anytime I have ever gotten banned, nobody gives a shit! Hell, most people don't even notice. Jerry gets banned and yet he gets a 6+ page epic thread made about him within hours of his ban. What's up with that? Does my 13 years of faggotry at this great site mean nothing?! I want to use the report button, but my eyes are so welled up with SJW tears that I can't find the report button, but yet I'm able to type this post out. Anyways, rant over and I'm now gonna go cry and draw some rainbows so I can feel better about myself.

    #Free_Jerry
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    Simple answer is.
    AJ is crazy and OAF. Thus we are all afraid that he will hunt us down like dogs. So we appease him.

    You how ever are only socially retarded and we know you could not find your own dick with both hands. So we tease you. :)
     
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    AIAW said:
    I've been lucky I guess, then again I know the limits. I did get banned WAY back in the day for two weeks by Frank himself. I 100 percent undeniably deserved it... probably even longer actually. That was back in my lurker days of the late 2000's.
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    What'd you say or do?
     
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    Redmanss said:
    Once upon a time Maser, you only posted up for attention whoring with outlandish comments that quite frankly, nobody wanted to read. You did it to get your rocks off from the responses, and quite frankly you were a freakishly weird troll who provided absolutely zero contribution to the discussions being held. Every ban, up to and including the birthday ban you got, I felt you completely deserved.

    You've done a lot of growing up since then, and dammit if I don't actually like some of the comments you drop nowadays. You still attention whore somewhat, this very thread is a prime example of that. Keep up the otherwise good work, let the bullshit talk reside on your 4chan or whatever other sites you roll on, continue to call out the chumps here when they deserve to be called out, but quite frankly it ain't a competition.
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    Damn. That was a three “quite frankly” spankin.
     
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    Come on @Maser you have to admit you are a bit of an attention hooker.
    If bans were dicks, your avatar would be a dick feathered peacock.....I guess we really could call it a pea cock.

    Like the peacock you have been prone to fanciful "displays" of fanning and ruffling your cock feathers.

    When I first came to SH you just struck me as a bored little pubescent shit, trolling the site with edgy "shock and awe" dipshittery, and horsefuckery. I don't know what you were up to during "Scout days", I deassed the area while that was going on. Thankfully the old Hide has been restored.

    I suppose you have grown up a bit though. I still feel your and my interests fall along parallel lines, and shall never intersect. From time to time I do like what you post, it's rare but it happens. Unfortunately this gives me a feeling like I've been dipped in astroglide.
    If you'll excuse me I've gotta go take a shower now.......water soluble my ass....still need soap.
     
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