So a few things....
- Want to know when you put out a really good TacMed class that includes live fire? When its over, the people just fucking stay there and don't fucking go home. Some of them also want to try and talk you into 'joining the team' like there's open enrollment or some shit.
- Highlights of the class include me making a cameo appearance telling people about the do the live fire portion as to how fucked they are, as well as Bob's penis disconnecting from him body while being dragged, working its way down the pants leg and randomly appearing on the ground.
- If you go to a restaurant that has crab/lobster/crawfish boils and you start stacking 100% of the stuff you're done with, to include your beer bottles, into the bucket they give you for shells, the asian people that work there somehow panic and think you're pissed at them or something.
- Modern problems require modern solutions. At Walmart.
- OP shoots standing up like hes trying to take a dump off of the top rail of a fence.
- OP can also regularly hit 740 yd 50% targets with a Mk12. I was actually pretty impressed as anyone that shoots distance usually royally sucks at anything past 400 with a semi auto using 77g rounds.
Also, OP apparently got drunk and died because this post was hours ago lol