I'm drunk calling @thegerman in 8 minutes. Gimme 2 topics to ruin his life.

[clcustom1911]

Pick the right shit. Go.

We ( @TheGerman and I ) put on an excellent tactical training course this past weekend. It was fun. You weren't there, so I don't like you anymore.

Bob is not pleased, but he made it back to Lake Havasu, so thats at least a net positive.

 

[iceng]

I really don't know what to make of all this.

Call him a "not an un-poor" and see if you can make his head explode.

 

[NoDopes]

German beer sucks

 

[TimC in KY]

Tell him you are pregnant

 

[Maser]

Just tell him he's a faggot. Keep it simple.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If you are not schwacked on schnapps, don’t bother. He will have no respect for you.

Oh and not the peppermint kind. That is for little girls.

Sirhr

 

[7.62willdo]

KIDS….this is what happens when you do meth……..dont do drugs..

 

[akmike47]

Pick the right shit. Go.

We ( @TheGerman and I ) put on an excellent tactical training course this past weekend. It was fun. You weren't there, so I don't like you anymore.

Bob is not pleased, but he made it back to Lake Havasu, so thats at least a net positive.

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Oh no, someone stole his dick.


....or it’s in your bedside drawer?

 

[darkfader]

Call him a fucking muppet and tell him Wu Tang sucks. /thread

 

[Docsherm]

No such thing as a Burrito ...... It is a Taco

 

[NH4X]

I want to know when the fucking uboat is getting loaded with supplies ,so I can be there before departure.............. In case y'all don't know or remember......... I'm driving

 

[CavReconScout]

Tell him he is soft, like his tacos. And put that in the survey.

 

[Baron23]

Deutsche haben Körpergeruch

 

[whatsupdoc]

The party after.

 

[Pbgt]

I can see just fine in the dark...NVG is a waste of money by people trying to compensate for tiny ppee's......mic drop....

 

[W54/XM-388]

If you are not schwacked on schnapps, don’t bother. He will have no respect for you.

Oh and not the peppermint kind. That is for little girls.

Sirhr

As well as for the son of the devil that is a close match for Hunter Biden
(movie reference).

 

[clcustom1911]

Just tell him he's a faggot. Keep it simple.

I already do that. Standard equipment.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Just take a piss in his fountain.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Just take a piss in his fountain.

And then offer to clean it after he sees you pissing in it.

Enter a box of laundry detergent...

 

[JoshPutman]

Give his phone number to that Karen that got him kicked out of the parade, but tell her it's Anytown's contact info.

 

[101st]

Germany is 0-2 in World War's.

 

[The D]

Ask him about starting up a side hustle cooking tacos from a flotilla

 

[TheHorta]

I posted select photos of your training session www.LemonParty.org

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Germany is 0-2 in World War's.

Not their fault. They were stabbed in the back. — Bender

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

Here is some useless trivia that you lived without just fine until now.

German Chocolate Cake is not german and did not come from Germany.

It was developed in Texas by a guy who's last name is German and he liked putting shredded coconut in his frosting for a chocolate cake.

Welcome to Instant Readingrainbow

Longwinded, babbling story in progress? You have just enough time to cue up this sound!

instantrimshot.com

 

[Huskydriver]

Germany is 0-2 in World War's.

About to be 0-3

 

[W54/XM-388]

About to be 0-3

I'm pretty sure the outcome of this next war between Russia and Germany (along with everyone else) is going to be no more Germany for a very long time.
It wouldn't take that many nukes to make sure Germany was no threat to anyone ever again for the next couple hundred years...

 

[308pirate]

Pick the right shit. Go.

I have one and you don't

 

[The D]

Here is some useless trivia that you lived without just fine until now.

German Chocolate Cake is not german and did not come from Germany.

It was developed in Texas by a guy who's last name is German and he liked putting shredded coconut in his frosting for a chocolate cake.

Welcome to Instant Readingrainbow

Longwinded, babbling story in progress? You have just enough time to cue up this sound!

instantrimshot.com

Mmmmm…and God bless him

 

[101st]

About to be 0-3

Hey, I love the Germans, my wife is German/French. But Goddamn the egos on these folks. Vee take ova zee vorld .

 

[Huskydriver]

Hey, I love the Germans, my wife is German/French. But Goddamn the egos on these folks. Vee take ova zee vorld .

Dunno how when they can't even field a fully equipped armored division these days lol

 

[TheGerman]

So a few things....

- Want to know when you put out a really good TacMed class that includes live fire? When its over, the people just fucking stay there and don't fucking go home. Some of them also want to try and talk you into 'joining the team' like there's open enrollment or some shit.

- Highlights of the class include me making a cameo appearance telling people about the do the live fire portion as to how fucked they are, as well as Bob's penis disconnecting from him body while being dragged, working its way down the pants leg and randomly appearing on the ground.

- If you go to a restaurant that has crab/lobster/crawfish boils and you start stacking 100% of the stuff you're done with, to include your beer bottles, into the bucket they give you for shells, the asian people that work there somehow panic and think you're pissed at them or something.

- Modern problems require modern solutions. At Walmart.

- OP shoots standing up like hes trying to take a dump off of the top rail of a fence.

- OP can also regularly hit 740 yd 50% targets with a Mk12. I was actually pretty impressed as anyone that shoots distance usually royally sucks at anything past 400 with a semi auto using 77g rounds.

Also, OP apparently got drunk and died because this post was hours ago lol

 

[akmike47]

So a few things....

- Want to know when you put out a really good TacMed class that includes live fire? When its over, the people just fucking stay there and don't fucking go home. Some of them also want to try and talk you into 'joining the team' like there's open enrollment or some shit.

- Highlights of the class include me making a cameo appearance telling people about the do the live fire portion as to how fucked they are, as well as Bob's penis disconnecting from him body while being dragged, working its way down the pants leg and randomly appearing on the ground.

- If you go to a restaurant that has crab/lobster/crawfish boils and you start stacking 100% of the stuff you're done with, to include your beer bottles, into the bucket they give you for shells, the asian people that work there somehow panic and think you're pissed at them or something.

- Modern problems require modern solutions. At Walmart.

- OP shoots standing up like hes trying to take a dump off of the top rail of a fence.

- OP can also regularly hit 740 yd 50% targets with a Mk12. I was actually pretty impressed as anyone that shoots distance usually royally sucks at anything past 400 with a semi auto using 77g rounds.

Also, OP apparently got drunk and died because this post was hours ago lol

We can use his hair to rebuild him. It’ll be like a metrosexual robocop

 

[The D]

We can use his hair to rebuild him. It’ll be like a metrosexual robocop

“We have the styling crème. We can rebuild him”

 

[Ronws]

“We have the styling crème. We can rebuild him”

"Better, faster, stronger"

 

[clcustom1911]

So a few things....

- Want to know when you put out a really good TacMed class that includes live fire? When its over, the people just fucking stay there and don't fucking go home. Some of them also want to try and talk you into 'joining the team' like there's open enrollment or some shit.

You're welcome

- Highlights of the class include me making a cameo appearance telling people about the do the live fire portion as to how fucked they are, as well as Bob's penis disconnecting from him body while being dragged, working its way down the pants leg and randomly appearing on the ground.

It was awesome watching some students pick up the dummy from the neck and one ankle

- If you go to a restaurant that has crab/lobster/crawfish boils and you start stacking 100% of the stuff you're done with, to include your beer bottles, into the bucket they give you for shells, the asian people that work there somehow panic and think you're pissed at them or something.

It's because you scare them with your genetics.

- Modern problems require modern solutions. At Walmart.

Who puts in a fresh dip in the parking lot without having a spitter anyway? Who would have thought there's entire shelving units of spitters in Walmart?

- OP shoots standing up like hes trying to take a dump off of the top rail of a fence.

Fair. I also just wanted you to admire my ass. Mission accomplished.

- OP can also regularly hit 740 yd 50% targets with a Mk12. I was actually pretty impressed as anyone that shoots distance usually royally sucks at anything past 400 with a semi auto using 77g rounds.

Gumby was my spotter and provided the good vibes.

Also, OP apparently got drunk and died because this post was hours ago lol

Definitely. maybe.

 

[Ronws]

It's because you scare them with your genetics.

Possibly the german has black skin. Asians hate blacks most of all and I believe feeling is mutual.