Wanted to do my patriotic duty and bought a box of Chocolat Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Looks like I'm going to do the whole box tonight. Is that addiction, or just no self control?
I'm going to regret this tomorrow morning when the coffee hits.
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Reminds me of an old joke.
Why did you get kicked out of the cub scouts?
Eating Brownies.
Why did you get kicked out of the cub scouts?
Eating Brownies.
Peanut Butter ones are better then thin mints.
The title of the thread went through my head as I was buying tamales from some random dudes backpack at an art show today. No regerts…..
As long as you don't have any thoughts of trans surgery to become a girl scout, its otherwise ok to eat the whole box
Just do not mix a box of thin mints with a bottle of Jack
30 years later and I still cannot drink Jack or eat thin mints
Just do not mix a box of thin mints with a bottle of Jack
30 years later and I still cannot drink Jack or eat thin mints
I eat thin mints and drink jackAs long as you don't have any thoughts of trans surgery to become a girl scout, its otherwise ok to eat the whole box
Just do not mix a box of thin mints with a bottle of Jack
30 years later and I still cannot drink Jack or eat thin mints
I bought six boxes today outside Lowe's. The local girls will be outside the grocery store tomorrow and I will get more and probably more next weekend to support several different groups. They are going in the freezer until July. Then I will sell them for two flips!! Yeah yeah, talk shit make memes and call me names. I have the scopes, I mean cookies and you'll pay my price
If you dont eat at least one sleeve upon opening the first box of the year, are you really an American?
I mean..how can you separate those two? You have no self control and therefor are addicted.
My favorite are the Samoas. I usually buy a case.
I’ll see your Girl Scout cookies and raise… two boxes of Oreos, I can eat a sleeve of those bringing them home. They last about 15 minutes when I toss them up in the air as I enter to the awaiting hounds(, which were my sweet family as I went to the store), who have transformed into drooling,clawing hounds from hell whilst I was gone.
Now I do gotta say the lifespan of scout s’mores cookie probably a close second in my house.
Now I do gotta say the lifespan of scout s’mores cookie probably a close second in my house.
This. Quoted for truth
Boyscout popcorn....the real winner!!!
Also, will someone please tell them that everything they sell sucks.
Also, will someone please tell them that everything they sell sucks.
Any scouts here play tummy sticks in the tent and then grew up to buy a 6.5 creedmoor, asking for a friend.
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Caramel Delites are pretty decent
The downside is the neat feature where after you eat a few you get to spend the next 4 lifetimes chewing up the little bits of coconut that never seem to go away.
They're all pretty good... Except the ones made from sawdust that had the raspberry(?) filling in the center. Haven't seen those lately... Hopefully they realized what a horrible mistake they were and canned them.
Mike
The downside is the neat feature where after you eat a few you get to spend the next 4 lifetimes chewing up the little bits of coconut that never seem to go away.
They're all pretty good... Except the ones made from sawdust that had the raspberry(?) filling in the center. Haven't seen those lately... Hopefully they realized what a horrible mistake they were and canned them.
Mike
I bought one box for the ride home. I stuffed the empty box under the seat to hide it from the woman. I hid the rest in the freezer in the garage. I walked into the house and the woman asked what are the crumbs in my beard.
That’s when I got out of Scouting. I was a Scout leader for 14 years. When they went all woke, politically correct, and letting girls camp with the boys, I was outta there. There’s NO WAY I was going to put myself, and my future, in jeopardy by camping with a bunch of girls. One wrong word, and your life is destroyed. Nope, not me.
Better than the overpriced Boy Scout popcorn. Always remember be asked why I didn't sell cookies cause no one wanted the $5 tins for like $60.
If you like these, go to your local World Market and try find some Arnotts Mint Slices (from Australia). You won’t be disappointed.
I never got the attraction to Girl Scout cookies. There’s not one that I’d cross a street to buy. If there are 2 entrances to a store, I’ll pick the one the little hucksters aren’t camped over.
Just a bunch aof old men giving money to little girls.
Just a bunch aof old men giving money to little girls.
How to come out of the closet just before you take that new rifle out of the case.
regret cookies only if you feel the need for this after wards
or find a need for this
other wise eat your cookies in peace . lol
or find a need for this
other wise eat your cookies in peace . lol
I get its a fund raiser and for charity and all, help out the poor girl scouts go to summer camp and I am ok with that
but let's be honest, 'girl scout cookies" in any flavor do not taste good when comparing cookies.
They are about the same level as vending machine cookies
The only reason you eat them is you bought them to help the girl scouts and now they are in your house, and they are the only cookie in your house and you are too lazy to go buy better cookies (or too drunk to care).
but let's be honest, 'girl scout cookies" in any flavor do not taste good when comparing cookies.
They are about the same level as vending machine cookies
The only reason you eat them is you bought them to help the girl scouts and now they are in your house, and they are the only cookie in your house and you are too lazy to go buy better cookies (or too drunk to care).
The cookies are decent.
But if the Girl Scouts sold fresh hot pork chops and eggs, I would be financially ruined in short order.
Mike
I was a smartmouth'd, cocky, pita 10-11 yr. when I was in BS in the mid 60's. Looking back, the scoutmasters, all either former or active military were salt of the earth. One was right out of Army bootcamp, maybe 20, getting ready to go to Vietnam and kick some commie ass.
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