Maggie’s itch cream

[fastbs]

coworker came in a few days back red faced, 30 min late, and walking funny. late is not normal for this guy.
this guy is about 40 and divorced. he is the only of his sisters that does not have a family so he moved in with his mom to take care of her. she's elderly and cannot take care of herself.
we had ask what happened and this is what unfolded.
well i normally put some prescription anti itch/chaf cream on the privates and was in a hurry, when i got out of the shower. i grabbed the tube and rubbed it on as usual. a sudden burning sensation overcame the twig n berries. i looked at the tube and i had grabbed the wrong one. it was moms artheritis cream.(something like icy hot sounds like)after doing a holy s@i$ dance around the bathroom i got back in the shower but could not get the burning to stop.
he had the whole shop rolling at his mornings mishap. rode in to work on his bike with shorts on. it had to be about 50 degrees that mornin.

 

[HitEmHard]

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Hot dang brother, I can only imagine...

 

[redrider308]

Re: itch cream

did this on a groin muscle pull..OUCH

 

[UKDslayer]

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LOL. Sounds like capsaicin - made from hot peppers; it causes release of substance P. No pun intended.

 

[oldgrayone]

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Trying to kill crabs with Raid Yard Guard will get ya tip toeing around the bathroon also. 15 and dumb.

 

[KHOOKS]

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Here's a funny one for ya. My grandmother and her sister used to live together. My my grandmother sister drank Slow Gin Fizzes a lot. She would get shit faced to say the least. One night she got up with the riods giving her fits. She used the bathroom and went to but something on them not sure waht it was but it was in a container that you took the top off of, some type of cream. Anyway she ended up grabbing the Blue Star oniment cream. My grandmother was awoken by the yelling and screaming that her ass was on fire. My grandmother got up to see what was going on. She found her sister trying to cool her ass on the floor vent. Her sister told her to turn the cold water on in the tub. She did and went back to bed. The next morning she woke up to find her sister still setting in the tub. Her sister stated a few months after this happened that the roids had not bothered her since. We still don't know if the Blue Star cleared up the roids or burnt them off or if the burning was so bad that the roids just wasn't pianfull to her after that.