Joke Of The Day

[mtwarych]

What's the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I killed last night?

Newton died a virgin.

I believe someone posted that they were wondering where the dead baby jokes are.

 

[BullGear]

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfAakljn m,.nBziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytDf

 

[spartan67]

I was bored today, so I called up several local Woman's groups, and asked for the Man in charge.....

 

[BullGear]

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!".......

 

[M4orturnate]

What the same between politicians and lesbians
...they dont do dick

Why did God create yeast infections?

...so women know what its like to deal with a irritated cunt