Maggie’s LESBONICS

[CamW]

LESBONICS


1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ...
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ...
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? ...
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ...
Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...
A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ...
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of mass confusion? ...
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? ...
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? ...
100 people that don't do dick.

 

[USMCj]

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LOL, #13 was the best!

 

[dlc356]

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What's the difference in a water buffalo and a bull dike?...
50lbs and a flannel shirt.

 

[shooter65]

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Good one.

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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good stuff thanks for the laugh

 

[oldgrayone]

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Fur Traders, not that's funny!!

 

[ewoaf]

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what does a lesbian bring on a 2nd date?




a u-hual

 

[cdopson]

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A gay couple and a lesbian couple are both moving from Boston to Seattle. Who gets there first?

The lesbians, they go lickidy split while the gay couples at home packing their shit!

 

[DieselKinevel]

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epic

-Z

 

[fcordrey]

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lol

 

[USMCj]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greedy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A gay couple and a lesbian couple are both moving from Boston to Seattle. Who gets there first?

The lesbians, they go lickidy split while the gay couples at home packing their shit! </div></div>

OMFG, you owe me a new rifle or something for putting that image in my head! Pm me for my address.

 

[alreadygone]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greedy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A gay couple and a lesbian couple are both moving from Boston to Seattle. Who gets there first?

The lesbians, they go lickidy split while the gay <span style="color: #FF99FF">guys just poke ass along</span>! </div></div>

Fixed it for ya.

Bob

 

[Shooter McGavin]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMCj</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greedy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A gay couple and a lesbian couple are both moving from Boston to Seattle. Who gets there first?

The lesbians, they go lickidy split while the gay couples at home packing their shit! </div></div>

OMFG, you owe me a new rifle or something for putting that image in my head! Pm me for my address.

</div></div>


I am so glad I have the ability not to vision stuff like that.

Jamie

 

[repins2004]

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You could also say the lezzies will be doing 69 the whole way there while the gays are still home packing their shit.

 

[USMCj]

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Why do I keep comming back to this thread?!?!?!?

 

[wickedfish]

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That was funny.