Liberal logic. It’s all in the marketing.

[Loonhunter]

In light of the recent devastating wildfires a new gun regulation should become mandatory in California;

Firearm spark arrestors. Not only will they negate the possibility of errant spark induced infernos, they have some other beneficial properties as well;
They act as a muffler of sorts. Will reduce noise pollution. Pollution is bad!
Will make firearm longer and less easy to conceal. Concealed weapons are bad!
Will act as a solvent trap. Pollution is bad!
They’re made from the same alloy that Trump wants to build the wall with. Less available to him.
Trump bad!

Urge your congressmen to enact this new regulation. Ideally these should made available for free. Free is good!

 

[QuickNDirty]

Worth a shot... Logical arguments and common sense obviously don't work. Let's try ridiculous bullshit that tugs at the heart strings!

See this roasted sparrow on the ground, here? He could have been alive... if only we mandated suppressors on all firearms.

 

[Loonhunter]

Worth a shot... Logical arguments and common sense obviously don't work. Let's try ridiculous bullshit that tugs at the heart strings!

See this roasted sparrow on the ground, here? He could have been alive... if only we mandated suppressors on all firearms.

You’re getting it! But change it to ‘endangered roasted sparrow’.