LMFAO! Ultimate ICE and DHS troll job

[BLKWLFK9]

I can just see the looks on these folks faces. This shit had me dead as fuuuuuucckkkkk

ICE arrests 90 more foreign students at fake university created by DHS in Michigan

Since January, ICE has arrested about 250 students who were enrolled at a fake university in Michigan created to lure in students.

www.yahoo.com

 

[PD DUMPER]

I think we could save money by putting a parchute on them, and throwing them out over thier own country. Plane, fuel, WWII chutes.

 

[MtnCreek]

Parachutes are expensive. Still a good idea, just hand them an umbrella instead.


Help wanted ad in Spanish. Lawn maintenance. Must be proficient with a weed eater and leaf blower. Free tacos for lunch. Like hunting over a baited field...

 

[whatsupdoc]

Great, reminds me of when the US marshals sent out football tickets to 100 fugitives.

 

[theLBC]

alyssa milano had a fit on twitter about it.

people call it entrapment, not realizing the students weren't attending the "fake" school, meaning they knew they were committing fraud, but they thought they were getting away with it (pretending to be students).

Prosecutors allege the students recruited hundreds of other students to enroll at the University of Farmington as part of a "pay to stay" scheme where foreign students could remain in the U.S. while working. The university was created by Immigration and Customs Enforcement to lure in more than 600 students, of which 130 were arrested last week on civil immigration charges.

 

[Mwalex]

Alyssa Milano is a washed up cunt trying to stay relevant. Who gives a rats ass what she says?

 

[eca7891]

Help wanted ad in Spanish. Lawn maintenance. Must be proficient with a weed eater and leaf blower. Free tacos for lunch. Like hunting over a baited field...

You just nailed the public ground I hunt with that description.

 

[supercorndogs]

Alyssa Milano is a washed up cunt trying to stay relevant. Who gives a rats ass what she says?

I would pretend to listen to her. See where it got me. VD hopefully, something curable though.

 

[308pirate]

SMARTASS - “Guys - let’s target Indian illegal immigrants! We could deport HUNDREDS of tax paying skilled immigrants who are misusing our insanely complicated system to make a living, while having crazy low crime statistics!”

SUPERVISOR -“Shit that sounds great. Let’s get a task force right on that. I’ll build this team we need from folks on guard duty right now!”.

1MC - “All guards - report to the main office for reassignment. Let the 800,000 Hispanic illegals we currently have detained for felony level crimes go...”

Illegal = illegal.

When you understand the level of bullshit legal immigrants go through, you run out of fucks to give for any illegal.

 

[wade2big]

If I had to chose between deporting the two illegal immigrants raping my daughter in her bedroom or deporting the guy baking cookies in the kitchen...who is going to be giving me some of those cookies in tax money later...

And this analogy is apt. Budgets aren’t unlimited, there isn’t an infinite pool of DHS agents waiting in the wings for something to do...

Taking people off the arrest and deportation of violent and felonious illegal immigrants and instead pushing them towards fucking with people who are essentially committing paperwork violations is criminally stupid.

Deport them all.

There will be plenty of illegals to rape your daughter when the baker you described gets to legally vote for a communist to open the borders for all. Your baker buddy needs to go.

 

[hlee]

According to the article the "Students" were in the US on valid student visas.

From the article...

"The students had arrived legally in the U.S. on student visas, but since the University of Farmington was later revealed to be a creation of federal agents, they lost their immigration status after it was shut down in January. The school was staffed with undercover agents posing as university officials. "

I'm having a hard time with this one. There seems to be something missing. Ok, I'm a foreign born person looking to attend a US university. I find a university that accepts my application, I apply for and am granted a student visa. I come to the US to attend the university, then am arrested and subjected to deportation proceedings. Something is missing from the article. I'm not that bright, but it does look like entrapment to me.

 

[308pirate]

If I had to chose between deporting the two illegal immigrants raping my daughter in her bedroom or deporting the guy baking cookies in the kitchen...who is going to be giving me some of those cookies in tax money later...

And this analogy is apt. Budgets aren’t unlimited, there isn’t an infinite pool of DHS agents waiting in the wings for something to do...

Taking people off the arrest and deportation of violent and felonious illegal immigrants and instead pushing them towards fucking with people who are essentially committing paperwork violations is criminally stupid.

The illegals raping my daughter will have far more to worry than deportation. ICE will be the least of their problems.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

"Out of the 600+ students who were enrolled, 146 have been arrested and detained by ICE on civil immigration charges. All are from India except for Najlaa Karim Musarsa, 29, of Dearborn Heights, who is Palestinian. She was released last week and went back to the West Bank."

Emails show how fake university in metro Detroit lured students

Emails obtained by the Detroit Free Press offer a glimpse into how a fake university in metro Detroit may have convinced students it was real.

www.freep.com

Do whut now? The fuck.

 

[QuickNDirty]

According to the article the "Students" were in the US on valid student visas.

From the article...

"The students had arrived legally in the U.S. on student visas, but since the University of Farmington was later revealed to be a creation of federal agents, they lost their immigration status after it was shut down in January. The school was staffed with undercover agents posing as university officials. "

I'm having a hard time with this one. There seems to be something missing. Ok, I'm a foreign born person looking to attend a US university. I find a university that accepts my application, I apply for and am granted a student visa. I come to the US to attend the university, then am arrested and subjected to deportation proceedings. Something is missing from the article. I'm not that bright, but it does look like entrapment to me.

Did you not read the article?

The indictments say the operation allowed students to stay in the U.S. without proper visas. The U.S. alleges the students who enrolled "knew that they would not attend any actual classes, earn credits or make academic progress toward an actual degree," read an indictment. "Each student knew that the University's program was not approved by the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), was illegal, and that discretion should be used when discussing the program with others."

The eight defendants charged are accused of helping enroll the students in exchange for cash, kickbacks, and tuition credits as part of the "pay to stay" scheme.

It sounds like the reverse of the foreign prince that needs your bank account info to give you a long lost inheritance.

"The University was not staffed with instructors/educators, it had no curriculum, no actual classes."

 

[PD DUMPER]

If I had to chose between deporting the two illegal immigrants raping my daughter in her bedroom or deporting the guy baking cookies in the kitchen...who is going to be giving me some of those cookies in tax money later...

And this analogy is apt. Budgets aren’t unlimited, there isn’t an infinite pool of DHS agents waiting in the wings for something to do...

Taking people off the arrest and deportation of violent and felonious illegal immigrants and instead pushing them towards fucking with people who are essentially committing paperwork violations is criminally stupid.

Stupid annalagy. Deport the baker. The other two would be dead.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

How do you get just Indian kids, though? Statistically I don't think that's easily explainable out of over 600 samples. They were reaching out to them individually, to target them to come/stay here for a chance to finish their needed credits after overstaying their initial visa? Whut?

 

[Rthur]

We're not short on American College/University grads.
When they are fully employed/can pay back the 1.5 trillion in loan debt
we'll consider letting others in.


R

 

[PD DUMPER]

RE introduce the death penalty. Carry out the sentence. When evil has no fear of a penalty, We lose.
Lets just give everybody a medal for participating, Then they feel good and won't break the law.

 

[theLBC]

Alyssa Milano is a washed up cunt trying to stay relevant. Who gives a rats ass what she says?

seriously?

there is a generation of pud pullers that has been wanking to her pictures since she was a teenager.

you sick fucks.

 

[Mwalex]

seriously?

there is a generation of pud pullers that has been wanking to her pictures since she was a teenager.

you sick fucks.

The lesson here is to only look at the pics and never read the articles.

 

[Ravenworks]

Parachutes are expensive. Still a good idea, just hand them an umbrella instead.

Oh hell no, howabout we just toss them out with nothing?

 

[Stevo86]

I think we could save money by putting a parchute on them, and throwing them out over thier own country. Plane, fuel, WWII chutes.

Make sure there is plenty of holes in them

 

[Alphatreedog]

Alyssa Milano is a washed up cunt trying to stay relevant. Who gives a rats ass what she says?

If she so desperately needs to be relevant she should either make the world's greatest sandwich or do porn .

 

[Kamerad]

If she so desperately needs to be relevant she should either make the world's greatest sandwich or do porn .

Do those two options need to be mutually exclusive?

 

[acudaowner]

parchute are you joking try a rock or cement tied to there ankles dropped out in the ocean to hell with returning them to there home country , just far enough they ain't here anymore and while they are at it think its time for the thinning of the dims . and some rouge republicans , then the work can continue to antifa straight on to the young turks and there socialist affiliates news companies .

 

[theLBC]

How do you get just Indian kids, though? Statistically I don't think that's easily explainable out of over 600 samples. They were reaching out to them individually, to target them to come/stay here for a chance to finish their needed credits after overstaying their initial visa? Whut?

it was a scam program that was spread by word of mouth.
these were people stealing jobs that just wanted a way to continue to fake being students so they could stay here and work legally.

of course the story died when they found out this was started by Obama in 2015.

 

[theLBC]

According to the article the "Students" were in the US on valid student visas.

From the article...

"The students had arrived legally in the U.S. on student visas, but since the University of Farmington was later revealed to be a creation of federal agents, they lost their immigration status after it was shut down in January. The school was staffed with undercover agents posing as university officials. "

I'm having a hard time with this one. There seems to be something missing. Ok, I'm a foreign born person looking to attend a US university. I find a university that accepts my application, I apply for and am granted a student visa. I come to the US to attend the university, then am arrested and subjected to deportation proceedings. Something is missing from the article. I'm not that bright, but it does look like entrapment to me.

indian students come on a student visa, and actually go to school.
they graduate or leave school, get a job, but technically they are here on a student visa and should return home since they are out of school.
they find out from a friend that there is a school that will register them as students, for a fee, and report eligibility for immigration, but there is no real school or classes to attend. they are just paying for fake school papers basically.
government runs the fake school and deports those that reveal by application that they have overstayed their student visas, committed immigration fraud, and they are deported.

liberals freak out until they find out obama started the fake school sting program.

 

[Aries256]

it was a scam program that was spread by word of mouth.
these were people stealing jobs that just wanted a way to continue to fake being students so they could stay here and work legally.

of course the story died when they found out this was started by Obama in 2015.

Died out faster than a candle in a hurricane