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Maggie’s Male vs Female Poetry

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  • Nov 29, 2005
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    A WOMAN'S POEM:
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.

    A MAN'S POEM:
    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
    And loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
    Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.