Man arrested after TSA screening for you know...

[Sharpshooter]

Well kids it finally happened. Someone had an accidental discharge during the course of the government sponsored molestation of airline passengers. I do not know how in the hell TSA can even attempt to charge him when they are the ones that are running their hands down peoples pants and feeling them up in a very UP CLOSE and personal manner that most consider to be molestation or sexual assault. They had to know this was going to happen at some point... I mean seriously what do you expect would happen? Apparently the man had some jewelry down there that prompted the groping that caused him to fly the friendly skies.....
Man arrested after TSA screening for you know...

 

[neeley205]

Re: Man arrested after TSA screening for you know...

Awesome and hilarious. I can guarentee an assault charge will be dropped the second it hits the court room, (rightfully so) but its funny as hell none the less.

 

[boom2336]

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His name was Percy <span style="font-weight: bold"> </span> CUMMINGS <span style="font-weight: bold"> </span>. How ironic

 

[kellogg2185]

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Dead Serious News? Sounds like "The Onion" to me... Funny story though.

 

[Redmanss]

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Fake as hell...

 

[HBARLeatherneck]

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yes, its fake. but it is funny. maybe someday it will happen.

 

[Mr blasty]

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Kind of scares me since I've got jewelry that can cause hyper arousal like this if my GF starts tugging on it.