man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

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NEW MILFORD—

A 55-year old man was arrested Friday after allegedly defecating in the parking lot of a bank before robbing it, police said.

Russell Mace of New Milford faces charges of conspiracy to commit fifth-degree larceny, fifth-degree larceny, second-degree breach of peace and two counts of risk of injury to a child, police said.

A woman came into the Union Savings Bank at 41 East St. on Friday afternoon and told a teller that she had seen a man in the parking lot pull down his pants and defecate.

Moments later, Mace came into the bank and demanded money, said New Milford Police Lt. Larry Ash.

The teller handed Mace several thousand dollars, Ash said.

Police recognized Mace on the bank's surveillance footage. Mace had prior active warrants for a purse snatching crime, Ash said. They found him in New Britain.

His wife Erin Mace, also of New Milford, was arrested at the same time. She also had active warrants for her role in alleged purse snatching crimes, Ash said.

Police said Russell Mace was also charged with two counts of risk of injury to a minor because his 1-year-old and 4-year-old children were in the car at the time of the bank robbery.

Police said the children were also present during the alleged purse snatching crimes. The children are now in the custody of the Department of Children and Families, Ash said.

Police are also investigating whether Erin Mace was involved in the bank robbery because she was present in the car as well, Ash said.

Bail was initially set at $500,000, but when he was arraigned Monday, it was reduced to $150,000, Ash said.

He is due back in court Jan. 4.
 
Re: man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cpt.creedmoor</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
A 55-year old man was arrested Friday after allegedly defecating in the parking lot of a bank before robbing it, police said. </div></div>

<span style="font-size: 20pt">WHY??? </span>

haha
 
Re: man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Death Tech</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I always dump prior to robbing anything because then I can run faster. </div></div>
He obviously suffers from a severe anxiety disorder and needs a RX for Medical Marijuana to sooth his nerves under stress.
 
Re: man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Death Tech</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I always dump prior to robbing anything because then I can run faster. </div></div>

And ya dont drop loaf in your pants from fear.......
 
Re: man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Griffin Armament</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cpt.creedmoor</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
A 55-year old man was arrested Friday after allegedly defecating in the parking lot of a bank before robbing it, police said. </div></div>

<span style="font-size: 20pt">WHY??? </span>

haha </div></div>

When you gotta go you gotta go.

I have this thing I term IBS, when I have the urge to take a #2 I generally have 2-4 minutes before it comes out. I have some pretty crazy stories.
 
Re: man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

Sorry, but I gotta ask. Which crime do you think will get him the most time behind bars? Poop'n the parking lot or robbing the bank?
And Austan, I don't see insane here. An insane person would just drop a loaf in the pants and go on with the task at hand.
 
Re: man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GMZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Griffin Armament</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cpt.creedmoor</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
A 55-year old man was arrested Friday after allegedly defecating in the parking lot of a bank before robbing it, police said. </div></div>

<span style="font-size: 20pt">WHY??? </span>

haha </div></div>

When you gotta go you gotta go.

I have this thing I term IBS, when I have the urge to take a #2 I generally have 2-4 minutes before it comes out. I have some pretty crazy stories. </div></div>

You got that right about when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Especially when you get a tad older. I'll have to say, I've left a steamin' pile of DNA occasionally, myself. Nowadays ya gotta worry 'bout them boyz in blue trackin' ya down and prosecuting ya though. Oh, the humanity.
 
Re: man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

Reminds me of that Mafia guy nicknamed "The Diahrrea Don" 'cause everytime he was on a job, he'd get so excited he'd crap his pants.

Look him up. True story.

He lived an exciting life, apparently.
 
Re: man shits in parking lot then robs bank..winning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Krav69</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Reminds me of that Mafia guy nicknamed "The Diahrrea Don" 'cause everytime he was on a job, he'd get so excited he'd crap his pants.

Look him up. True story.

He lived an exciting life, apparently. </div></div>

Sounds like a case for a different line of work!