This is simply the working model for what they hope will be a relatively bloodless (on their side) war of attrition.
Dear Mr. 2ndamendfan:
In working closely with our commercial partners, we have become aware that you have made a high number of firearm and ammunition transactions in the recent past. Your 3.12 mile proximity to a Catholic primary school, St. Obama's, has red-flagged you in the new Commonwealth Firearms and Ammunition Threat Removal Activities Task-force (FATRAT) database, created as part of our Commonwealth's new, sweeping "common sense" laws designed to create a safer and more just society.
Please be advised that you have been scheduled for an on-site relinquishment of all items in your control related to both powder-actuated and compressed air discharge of metallic/ceramic projectiles. As we are unable to precisely provide a time and date due to the overwhelming number of such procedures, rest assured that we will make every effort to come at a time when you are sure to be at home. Generally, this is in a pre-dawn time frame.
Your signal for compliance will be a telephone call to your residence upon our arrival. If you do not answer the phone, we will use five blasts of a siren from a suitable distance to your front door, along with the various emergency signal lights on the responding vehicles. Please assure that all residents leave the home promptly, by the front door, with hands raised and empty. We would ask that you place any pets in one given room and explain their disposition to us while enjoying our piping hot, complimentary continental breakfast for participants as we implement FATRAT procedures and secure potentially harmful material from possible misuse.
Please be advised that non-compliance with the FATRAT procedures would be futile, and while we recognize that this event may cause initial stress, officer safety is everyone's duty in promoting a safer and more just society.
Respectfully ...