Mexican Oysters ..... enjoy

[michael sr.]

Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day hunting in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am sorry senor. There is
only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,

<span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="color: #FF0000">'Si, Senior. Sometimes the bull wins!</span></span>

 

[Maggot]

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Ouch.

 

[Veer_G]

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¡ OSTRAS !

 

[gray1974]

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Oh shit! Talk about making a man cringe

 

[JSTARSZ]

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I hope they were fried and not boiled...just seems to hide the taste better

 

[CritterZero]

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hahaa

 

[Maple One]

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LMAO

 

[aojones]

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Good one!

 

[Queequeg]

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Carumba!

 

[DPRoberts]

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That was the first "dirty" jokes my dad ever told me. Always been one of my favorites.

This one is pretty good too:
A man walks out into his backyard to find a gorilla in his tree. He calls around for someone to get rid of it and luckily finds a specialist. The specialist arrives with a long stick, a shotgun, and a doberman.

The specialist tells the homeowner, "I'm going to climb up there and knock the gorilla out of the tree with this stick. When the gorilla falls, the dog is trained to clamp onto the gorillas balls to keep him from going anywhere until I can tie it up."

"That sounds like a good plan," says the homeowner, "but whats the shotgun for?"

The specialist replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorila, shoot the dog."

Those two jokes made me pretty hot shit in 4th grade