Re: Most Ridiculous Accuracy Claim You have Seen
This thread has made the last 24 hours of my college experience improve drastically.
At our collegiate rifle team range, we get quite a few interesting tales. One of them came from the lousiest shooter to ever pay for a year-long membership to our range. Upon opening of the range, he began talking the talk of the regular first-timer, and it eventually led to this, after hearing about how me and a few other buddies shoot .22 shells at 50 yards when we get bored...
"Yeah, that takes some skill, but that's nothing. I regularly shoot tic tacs at 200 yards"
"Bench"
"No, that's for sissies. I can do it standing, usually about 9 out of 10 shots."
He then proceeded to unpack his Rem 597, and shoot a 1" group at 50 feet. He, of course, blamed it on the scope and poor lighting. Our range officer walked into the back room and returned with a Burger King crown and a sharpie. He wrote "ASSHAT" on the crown, walked over to the poor soul, and said "If you want to keep shooting here, you're going to have to wear this."
I couldn't shoot for the next 10 minutes I laughed so hard.
He also thought that the backstop of our 25-yard indoor range was "close to 75 or 100 yards I'd say". I'd have laughed, if there wasn't a big sign on the light bar at the end of the stop said "TWENTY FIVE YARDS HERE".