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You owe me a beer and some wipes to clean my monitor.
He picked the wrong Mexican restaurant to try to rob.
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https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/ten-incredible-facts-you-didnt-know-about-barry-sheene
From losing his virginity in a crypt to drilling a hole in his helmet so he could smoke on the grid, here are ten things you didn't know about the iconic, bionic British motorcycle racer...
He lost his virginity on a pool table in a church crypt
Thereafter he was relentless in his pursuit of women. As he became more mainstream he ditched the “happiness is a tight pussy” patch on his leathers, but reflecting on his many injuries mused, “My favourite part of the rehabilitation process was trying to bed as many women as possible.” His ethos changed when he met his wife, Stephanie, in 1975, although years later a friend recalled he did manage to escape a parking ticket on London's Kings Road and then persuade the traffic warden “to get her tits out”.
From losing his virginity in a crypt to drilling a hole in his helmet so he could smoke on the grid, here are ten things you didn't know about the iconic, bionic British motorcycle racer...
He lost his virginity on a pool table in a church crypt
Thereafter he was relentless in his pursuit of women. As he became more mainstream he ditched the “happiness is a tight pussy” patch on his leathers, but reflecting on his many injuries mused, “My favourite part of the rehabilitation process was trying to bed as many women as possible.” His ethos changed when he met his wife, Stephanie, in 1975, although years later a friend recalled he did manage to escape a parking ticket on London's Kings Road and then persuade the traffic warden “to get her tits out”.
You can’t make this stuff up... Wonder if the camel was also punished for being unfaithful...
Cheers, Sirhr
You don’t have to force muslims to eat pork.... They just have to be hungry! I watched them eat dehydrated pork patties and ham slice out of first generation MRE’s all the time during Provide Comfort.
And for you younger fighters and civilians who never “enjoyed” first gen MRE’s. They are horrible! And the Ham slice and pork patty were the worst of the worst! ?
And I love pork!
Semper Fi,
Mark
Fixed it for ya.... But at least you got a pack of smokes and Chicklets! Which was funny, since we were getting them as Cub Scouts courtesy the Civil Air Patrol!
Cheers,
Sirhr
You do realize the "MRE I hated most" could be an entire thread on its own.
As could " how I ratfucked multiple MREs to make one okay meal."
I hear they have poptarts now.
Damn new Marines.
Don't forget that these are the type of people that the leftist democrats want to let in our country.
longshot you have it wrong....
i had a little epiphany the other day while bs'ing.
they dont want to lLET people in...
its their right to COME in because they WANT to
very different way of seeing things
i had a little epiphany the other day while bs'ing.
they dont want to lLET people in...
its their right to COME in because they WANT to
very different way of seeing things
You are onto something. The border-jumping rapists, criminals, pedophiles, drug-dealers and camel-humpers have rights according to the leftist democrats. These same communists don't want to build a wall yet one of their first acts when they get in power is to introduce gun banning bills that infringe on our rights.
Tuna with noodles was my least favorite MRE
But wow- mre Hester so you can enjoy the full aroma
But wow- mre Hester so you can enjoy the full aroma
lets put so $$ to it
from the Government Accounting Office: JUST CALIFORNIA
The GAO study states the cost to incarcerate these criminal illegal immigrants in federal prisons and for federal reimbursements to states and localities ranged from about $1.5 billion to $1.6 billion annually, 2005-2009.
thats refunded by the US govt.
then add in:
According to Victor Davis Hanson, a scholar at the Hoover Institution, the 30,000 illegal immigrants behind bars in California cost the state $1 billion annually. In addition, the state spends another $10 billion annually in entitlements for illegal immigrants.
thats state money on top of the reimbursement
lets say hes half wrong... ill give him $400 million for prison
1.5 + 400 million = Approx 2 billion in California alone.
THATS PER YEAR
nevermind the entitlements for illegals, ill cut that in half as well because there is waste and others scamming the system = 5 billion
so 5 billion + 2 billion = 7 Billion on the low side
If california funded the whole wall by themselves and kicked out 50% of them (some are good people and are not able to be moved etc) they would be cash positive in 12 month and gaining 2 billion+ every year.
are you kidding me, its just simple math.
build the wall and make money tomorrow, skipping the whole human part of it which is idealistic opinion.
from the Government Accounting Office: JUST CALIFORNIA
The GAO study states the cost to incarcerate these criminal illegal immigrants in federal prisons and for federal reimbursements to states and localities ranged from about $1.5 billion to $1.6 billion annually, 2005-2009.
thats refunded by the US govt.
then add in:
According to Victor Davis Hanson, a scholar at the Hoover Institution, the 30,000 illegal immigrants behind bars in California cost the state $1 billion annually. In addition, the state spends another $10 billion annually in entitlements for illegal immigrants.
thats state money on top of the reimbursement
lets say hes half wrong... ill give him $400 million for prison
1.5 + 400 million = Approx 2 billion in California alone.
THATS PER YEAR
nevermind the entitlements for illegals, ill cut that in half as well because there is waste and others scamming the system = 5 billion
so 5 billion + 2 billion = 7 Billion on the low side
If california funded the whole wall by themselves and kicked out 50% of them (some are good people and are not able to be moved etc) they would be cash positive in 12 month and gaining 2 billion+ every year.
are you kidding me, its just simple math.
build the wall and make money tomorrow, skipping the whole human part of it which is idealistic opinion.
Dehydrated pork patty and dehydrated beef patty were the ones I hated the most. Never ever had time to rehydrate those things. I always brought ramen noodles and McDonalds cheese burgers into the field. Those cheese burgers lasted for ever.
All the MREs sucked. That's what that little bottle of Tobasco was for. To this day the taste of Tobasco takes me back.
Mre's, we had c-rats, 2 smokes, 5 matches, salt, pepper, gum and whatever in a can with a p89.
If you were lucky you got to warm it up.
If you were smart you kept garlic and onion powder with you.
I started carying sterno, and snacks.
Not to bitch much I was lucky to get the good foxholes with a roof at times.
And no one shot at me, on duty. Lol
If you were lucky you got to warm it up.
If you were smart you kept garlic and onion powder with you.
I started carying sterno, and snacks.
Not to bitch much I was lucky to get the good foxholes with a roof at times.
And no one shot at me, on duty. Lol
I always called MRE’s as Meals Refusing to Exit. No matter how much water you drink they always bind you up.
I've understood that the MRE is pretty much a three-lies-in-one-package. Meal, ready and eat..
We had our own pearls. For some years these had chili con carne and garlic breads in every ration. First one had the purpose of eating a couple and then not having to worry about the nr 2 for a week. Though then it was smarter to go in a supermarket or whatever. Not in own home. Chemical warfare... other was good fuel.
I do have to say the chili was a nice material for slick mines.
We had our own pearls. For some years these had chili con carne and garlic breads in every ration. First one had the purpose of eating a couple and then not having to worry about the nr 2 for a week. Though then it was smarter to go in a supermarket or whatever. Not in own home. Chemical warfare... other was good fuel.
I do have to say the chili was a nice material for slick mines.
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Just printed out a bunch of 'em for my next range outing. Other folks are gonna want some too once they see this rigged up on the stand.
Simple math indeed.
A missing part in your equation.
Loss of voting base for party in power.
File the above under "they don't care what it costs the tax payer to maintain power".
R
