Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Wild dog]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[Barneybdb]

It’s a must try (Press unmute) | uberHumor.com

uberHumor.com: Probably the funniest site on the net...

uberhumor.com

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Why risk blowing up the MPT? I know its not exactly pink, but why take the risk?

Because this guy can’t fucking read. He’s been warned a half dozen times.

 

[Bullfrog08]

I don't know anything about whatever this is, but it looks cool as fuck. Is it a bunker buster or something?

Long blower.

 

[brianf]

is that how they got the name wood pecker?
or
was it called a wood pecker and thats why its called a pecker?

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Mister Ridge]

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I'd say maybe we could redo the FOPA but I don't think it would go so well.

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

 

[lash]

View attachment 7888492That spelling though.

I find it funnier that it ships for $9.25 priority mail.

Is that a wood pecker?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[lariat]

Who cares what it's called, do they have it in 9mm?

Bro that IS a 9mm. See the lungs on that house explode? Thats how you know.

 

[lariat]

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Am I the only one who heard the laugh?

 

[Porksboy]

 

[cas6969]

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I am a tall dude.... AKA "Grocery Store Super Hero!" (play amazing intro music)
I'm sure there are many other heroes like me that share my story, serving the vertically challenged victims of shopping shelf injustice!

I swear not a week goes by where someone doesn't stop me and say excuse me, can you help me with...'

 

[EddieNFL]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[DuneBoer]

For anti-Semitic comments I bet….

 

[LeftyJason]

Who cares what it's called, do they have it in 9mm?

It is a 9mm. That's why they call it a lung buster.

 

[brianf]

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For anti-Semitic comments I bet….

wrong spelling

 

[Dirty D]

Am I the only one who heard the laugh?

No

 

[Dirty D]

I am a tall dude.... AKA "Grocery Store Super Hero!" (play amazing intro music)
I'm sure there are many other heroes like me that share my story, serving the vertically challenged victims of shopping shelf injustice!

I swear not a week goes by where someone doesn't stop me and say excuse me, can you help me with...'

I hate anyone over 5’2 1/2”!

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Dirty D]

The perfect shirt for @Bender doesnt exissss….

 

[Dirty D]

 

[carbonbased]

Took me forever to finally notice the two cups of liquid.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[cas6969]

it’s only kinky the first time.

 

[168BTHPM]

I hate anyone over 5’2 1/2”!

Height or width?

 

[Hog Hunters]

 

[akmike47]

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RV or flat bed toy hauler

 

[akmike47]

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it’s only kinky the first time.

Dated a chick like this, it was weird at first(for 2 seconds) wont lie. She got off on it so it was cool.

 

[Dirty D]

Height or width?

Don’t act like you don’t know

Bitch!

 

[akmike47]

Don’t act like you don’t know

Bitch!

Yeah you know Dirty D is a size queen, if he don’t scream he don’t cream.

 

[168BTHPM]

Don’t act like you don’t know

Bitch!

You know I know that you know I know.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[EddieNFL]

Declare you are anti-gun or no pussy for you.

"If you foster for us and believe in guns, please bring our dogs and/or cats back, or we will arrange to have them picked up,"

Stop by anytime.

 

[502Chevelle]

^^^She was looking good til I scrolled down and saw those stupid ass socks. Nothing a pair of “dem shoes” wouldn’t fix, and she would get a few more lashes for bringing them to the bed room.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]