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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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The load of illegals thought they heard the door opening and ran to other end of trailer.

Something like this actually happened to me and my family. We were camping in a rented Burro trailer (VERY lightweight). They were sitting at the dinette (back of trailer while I was standing near the door (by hitch). I stepped out and the weight distribution caused trailer to rotate around its axle and rest on rear bumper.
 
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See...that there is why I check the Motivational pic thread here at the 'hide.
Never thought about the nuances involved in fecal adjectives, or are they adverbs?

For instance," y'er just chickenshit"....now that's not just low, that's insultingly low.

Think if someone had such a low opinion of you they called you "fleashit" or "tickshit"?

Or how about "snakeshit" for low down sneaky aholes?

It's a whole new vista of the English language that has been brought to my attention.
It's some worthy shit, eh?

The lowest is whale shit. It's on the bottom of the ocean
 
The load of illegals thought they heard the door opening and ran to other end of trailer.

Something like this actually happened to me and my family. We were camping in a rented Burro trailer (VERY lightweight). They were sitting at the dinette (back of trailer while I was standing near the door (by hitch). I stepped out and the weight distribution caused trailer to rotate around its axle and rest on rear bumper.
In high school me and some buddies had a run-down pop-up camper we bounced around to each other’s houses and parked in the back acreage by the bonfires on the weekends. One homecoming whoever dropped it off didn’t set the corner jack posts down. We all started drinking after the dance and no one thought anything of it.

As the night went on the and liquor got deep, one of the guys went into the camper with his date. Pretty much everyone took notice. He was a bigger boy and not exactly a ladies man, but the party kept rolling. About 10 minutes later the camper started shaking and, like the total asshole 17-18 year olds we were, the rest of us all started cheering him on and laughing. He must have given her a big burst of energy after hearing his own cheering section, because the camper slowly tipped over backwards, the rear pop-out hit the ground, and the inertia/sudden stop rolled him out of the camper, busting through the screen zipper…wearing no shirt, his pants around his ankles, and a hard-on there was no hiding.

He jumped up like he was on fire, ran around to the front and pulled the trailer’s hitch back down to the ground, and went back inside to calm his now embarrassed date down. Meanwhile, the rest of us weren’t helping his case, since no one could breath or get up off the ground we were laughing so hard.

Hell of a “first time” story for him.
(I’ve been told she let him finish what he started later that night, but it understandably took a while to convince her)