Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1


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Slamfire two-piece 12 gauge shotgun. Expedient high caliber low maintenance defense, borderland (Gobi Desert frontier, 1930s) style...




WARNING: FOWL LANGUAGE BELOW:

Came across an article in the local Sing Tao Chinese newspaper the other day about how there is an absolutely massive market and production/distribution network for these in China over the past decade. The hard truth: There is simply not enough chicken and duck farms in China to sustain a population where a substantial part of the cuisine is based on eggs and birds, so commercial scale waterfowl, wild grouse, and geese hunting supplements the regular factory farmed birds. Slamfire and crude bolt-firing pin pipe shotguns are used in much of these hunts. Local machine shop owners even produce the commercial grade brass and plastic hulled shells on a mass scale, available in birdshot, buck, buck and ball, or slug loads. Police and game authorities confiscated a number of these in the past and fined their owners but there are simply too much of these being made and used that it is a futile attempt.
 
she was then fired and blacklisted from ever working at another Waffle house.

Apparently the 13% tribe seems to be able to act like savages and oh that's just fine, but try to like keep from getting seriously injured by a pack of rampaging entitled wastes of humanity and well sorry that's just not right.
 
I don’t really mind having a small dick as long as I can go 150MPH all the time… but it’s even worse, I have a Tesla.

Of course, the other day when I was racing a police car and crushed the guy….. that was a hoot. He was even smiling when he finally caught up to me and let me go….

Having a small penis is fun.

Having an EV is also fun.
 
I don’t really mind having a small dick as long as I can go 150MPH all the time… but it’s even worse, I have a Tesla.

Of course, the other day when I was racing a police car and crushed the guy….. that was a hoot. He was even smiling when he finally caught up to me and let me go….

Having a small penis is fun.

Having an EV is also fun.

Of course half the fun of a Model S Plaid is how insanely fast you can get up to speed and watch the passengers pushed back into their seats.
 
Of course half the fun of a Model S Plaid is how insanely fast you can get up to speed and watch the passengers pushed back into their seats.
100% for sure…

In my case I was merging onto the highway. I had my blinker on and I was getting over so that I can get on route 95 - all of a sudden out of nowhere I see a vehicle in the rearview mirror that is going to hit me and I can tell he’s moving around 100 miles an hour.

In the interest of not getting smooshed, I simply step on the gas… And I go from the 75 miles an hour to a 120 in about two seconds (tops / not even possibly).

I’m thinking to myself “ it can’t be a police officer… They would have their lights on, and a siren if they were going that fast.”

Friggin sheriff from Prince Georges county, Maryland… Pulling 100 miles an hour in a police cruiser not chasing anyone and probably not going anywhere important. In clear violation of the law which requires him to have his lights on and the siren going.

Very quickly I decide to pull over to the right because this person seems to really want to go around me, dumb ass, though he appears to be…

Guy pulls right next to me, and smiles, shakes his finger at me and takes off.

Saved the gun camera footage to the thumb drive and locked that in the safe in case I ever have to deal with that in court. (think, mutually assured destruction)