Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Thats insane. Buddies brother just became a quad doing that shit on a way lesser level. One minor fuck up away.
Ask my dumbass son. And yes, it was my rifle.
Holy fuck... My butthole could have crimped a whole batch of .45 ACP handloads during the entirety of that video... Much props to those insane riding skills. Those dudes earn free beers just for being able to pull that kind of shit off.
I've definitely been educated on this problem with replies to my comment. I get it now; it sucks that folks make mistakes like that. Hope nobody was injured.Ask my dumbass son. And yes, it was my rifle.
I did something like that, but someone had stolen my high performance bike. I was on a temporary bike with bad brakes, and...and...I broke my L1 vertebrae into 53 pieces. Was not in a wheel chair, but almost was. 3 vertebrae fusion and a surgery scar 16" long.
Two things.
1. Why tf are there trees and shit in the middle of track?
2. Where does he get the custom seat that must accommodate his enormous clanging balls?
Well.......at least there wasn't 20 cars stuck behind him.....
No injuries. It was a sub, so just a squib in the throat.
The real bitch of it was he didn't tell me.
A couple weeks later, I was going to shoot that rifle and couldn't chamber a round. Then I checked the mag, found a mix of 223 and 300blk. I found a squib in my MPX, too. It was his bachelor party weekend, and I left several toys out for them but wasn't here. He was 22 at the time, and had been shooting since he was 6. Even if his buddies didn't, he should have known WTF he was doing.
ETA: The assholes didn't clean out my smoker, either!! It was a couple months before I used it after that weekend, and found the water bowl full of mold!!
I remember when I was young and stupid, but by 22 I had a family and a house, so it didn’t last long enough to really enjoy it. Whadaya gonna do?No injuries. It was a sub, so just a squib in the throat.
The real bitch of it was he didn't tell me.
It was his bachelor party weekend, and I left several toys out for them but wasn't here. He was 22 at the time, and had been shooting since he was 6. Even if his buddies didn't, he should have known WTF he was doing.
ETA: The assholes didn't clean out my smoker, either!! It was a couple months before I used it after that weekend, and found the water bowl full of mold!!
I am going in to see if I recognize any of them.
I knew a guy that did that: cased a jump and broke his back.
What did he do? Had a DH racing chair made!
Gotta admire his commitment
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The day I found the smoker was my wife's 50th b-day. It took everything I had not to lose my mind on him, in front of a house full of people.I remember when I was young and stupid, but by 22 I had a family and a house, so it didn’t last long enough to really enjoy it. Whadaya gonna do?
FFS, he's not an idiot, in theory. HS valedictorian, graduated magna cum laude, math major with a double minor, and got his masters in a year and a half. But damn that boy is stupid!!
OK, rant off. Carry on.
DH MTB riders have been insane since the 90s. I did the Kamikaze at Mammoth back in like ‘96, I stunk and still hit about 50mph through the speed trap. Since those days it’s gotten a lot rougher and more challenging. In my 60s now, I’m trying to go fast enough to impress my sons and keep them behind me on the descents but not break things. (Given up on the climbs, my 13yo squirrel smokes me)
This is the top 3 runs from red bull hardline, the jumps in this video are insane the last kid that runs is his first time ant hardline and he smokes them by almost 6 seconds. These guys are on another level.
Holy shit it's a real product...
Their lawyers are in front of this issue as this is in the product FAQ:
We hope you will save the bottle, perhaps use it as a vase or an office paper weight, put it on a mantle, display it on your minibar, bring it to a party…but please, don’t use it for “yourself.” https://tipsybrand.com/faq/
Fire/EMS for 25 years. Seen a whole lot of cars hit +8" diameter trees. And we say the tree is undefeated. He brushed very close to big trees. Had he hit one at that speed, instant death would not surprise me.
I guess those guys have special bicycle seats made to leave room for their giant balls.
