Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[mikeshaw2]

Right off I-8 between Gila Bend and Casa Grande.

Ooh Gila Bend... Speed trap area!

Course when you're doing 120mph like a friend of a friend was doing on his 'Busa, they pay attention to you. Dood was one of those 'take the helmet off. Take the gloves off. Eff around in the tank bag' at the gas-n-go gas stop types so my buddy and I left him to eff around taking his sweet time.

Hauls ass up to me, flips me off, then hammers on the throttle again.

Right behind him was a cop car.

He got a reckless with speed ticket for that 120 which means he was likely going faster at one point

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[clcustom1911]

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Oh my. I need to shop for my woman.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[someguy12341]

Happy birthday, Devil Dogs. You don't look a day over 247.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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Just like annoying ads in the middle of Youtube videos as well...

Fuck it, they can run as many ads as they want. Just do NOT fucking interfere with my episodes of Jumong. LOL.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[BG94591]

 

[168BTHPM]

@clcustom1911

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[PatMiles]

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Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around!

 

[Threadcutter308]

https://www.kbctools.ca/ecomm_images/items/large/1-925-15430.jpg

 

[cooper barrett]

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Momma and daughter

they cost you the downstroke on a condo too?

 

[MrSmith]

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Friday, about 3pm. Don't even have to check my watch.

Call accounting first to find out just what it's still worth (including insurance).

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[cooper barrett]

She got dem stripper shoes on!

And a tail

 

[Soulezoo]

Some serious stabby for @clcustom1911

Sounds like my ex wife on the toilet after Taco Bell.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

Imagine one of those hitting your windshield at 70 mph.

 

[brianf]

Oh my. I need to shop for my woman.

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I always buy stuff..lol

Make sure they think they look good in it

If shes a little soft not many skinny straps

Stretch marks from kids, higher waist

Once you get them on board the sky’s the limit.

 

[Soulezoo]

These signs are actually quite common down here....

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Saw that outside of Alice Springs before

 

[143lrsd]

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Happy birthday, Devil Dogs. You don't look a day over 247.

 

[RPN]

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I was on a meeting once when the boss started spouting about the being no I in team. I was contemplating a job offer at the time and had had enough of his bullshit so I said you're right, but there is a u in cunt. The room went silent. I stood up and headed off to the pay office and started the new job the next day.

 

[EddieNFL]

I was on a meeting once when the boss started spouting about the being no I in team. I was contemplating a job offer at the time and had had enough of his bullshit so I said you're right, but there is a u in cunt. The room went silent. I stood up and headed off to the pay office and started the new job the next day.

Also an M and E.

 

[hankpac]

One evening just outside the A Shau valley, my platoon set up for the night. It was early evening, almost dusk. We made a cold camp since we had been in contact of had seen NVA all day. No food, no hootches, and no holes, just scrape a depression in the ground.
As I lay there listening to the sounds of the forest around us waiting for NVA to come into our ambush, I heard a buzzing noise. It got louder and louder. The buzzing was accompanied by the occasional crack as whatever was flying toward us ran into saplings and branches. Eventually it buzzed past me, a huge beetle with orange wings and iridescent blue/black carapaces. It had to be 4” across!
I looked over at the team RTO, he whispered, “Gook Air Support”.

 

[kl3309]

Make sure they think they look good in it

If shes a little soft not many skinny straps

Stretch marks from kids, higher waist

Yup

 

[Aftermath]

I was on a meeting once when the boss started spouting about the being no I in team. I was contemplating a job offer at the time and had had enough of his bullshit so I said you're right, but there is a u in cunt. The room went silent. I stood up and headed off to the pay office and started the new job the next day.

The other one that was pointed out to me once...If you are on a TEAM, you can EAT MATE MEAT almost any time.

 

[Barneybdb]

Saw that outside of Alice Springs before

Near the "Golf Balls"???

 

[Dirty D]

There is no I however there is a Me in there

I bet you’re a blast at parties

 

[Soulezoo]

Near the "Golf Balls"???

Has nothing to do with the golf course there, which was very nice BTW, but you knew that.

 

[Barneybdb]

Has nothing to do with the golf course there, which was very nice BTW, but you knew that.

Woomera and Exmouth were other sites...

 

[cas6969]

 

[clcustom1911]

Do you even DIY Venetian plaster, broski?

My shoulders and triceps are smoked LOL burnishing that layer is a hustle in this dry AZ
environment.

 

[cas6969]

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Such crap filling my head.



(Shame about them, they had some funny stuff, and then they went woke)

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

Today's generation just does not understand the struggles we endured back when we were their age. Many aircraft back in our day were hand refuelled....... Who can forget the “Black Snake”???

 

[Blackcreek]

Do you even DIY Venetian plaster, broski?

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You should have had the girlfriend put some hand, boob and ass prints in the paint. Or just hand prints on the wall and foot prints on the floor so she knows her place.

 

[clcustom1911]

You should have had the girlfriend put some hand, boob and ass prints in the paint. Or just hand prints on the wall and foot prints on the floor so she knows her place.

I would have if she was here. She'll be arriving in the US on Dec 7th.

It's not paint, btw, it's lime plaster.

 

[Barneybdb]

arriving in the US on Dec 7th.

Conspicuous "arrival" date....

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

Getting offended by something posted on the internet

is like choosing to step in dog shit instead of walking around it.​

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[ubettcha]

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There are 2 at the end of my road that fly weekly. The owner is looking at a 3rd one

 

[lash]

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I resemble this remark.

 

[hankpac]

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“That’s All, Brother” flies out of San Marcos, TX. Plane #1, D Day over Normandy.
Myself and Gary Renick, and Tom Jones, Alamo Eagles Chapter, 101 Assn.

 

[clcustom1911]

Happy birthday Marines!! I fixed your broke asses for my enlistment. Wouldn't change anything. Was a Corpsman with 2/1 and 1/11, FMF is best F, green side be best side. Semper Fidelis and keep the faith, we will be defending out country against domestic enemies soon enough

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

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