^this is such a win!
"funner" than a spot the sniper or where's waldo thread:
1. smoke pack stowed in too tight top
2.oversized earrings (makes good handles)
3. oversized sunglasses
4. too short shorts for her fat ass
5. hand down pants (cooking with the other?)
6. rusty patio furniture
7. baby swing butted up against the former
8. old guy with 50's hairdo, still "a player"
9. cars parked erratically (what, no blocks?)
10. spawn in pool
11. white socks, slippers, untucked shirt making gut appear bigger, taking phone picture of this?
12. red solo cup (personalized with sharpie)
13. mtn dew and booze
14. kid pedal cars in the f'n way....why are you walking around them.
15. cutting board serving tray
16. lattice not cut on the "privacy wall" of the pool
17. half dead fern hanging over the (i guess) eating area
18. doughnut pyramid with super sparkly "candle" / road flare
19. something left on the hood of the silver car
20. the three guys (cousin, grandpa, brother?) having the party girl for dessert?
21. someone thinking "hey, what a nice picture" and taking it.
22. i remember the road kill burgers were extra tasty, best wedding reception ever!