TONY HAWKing type of stunt there.
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TONY HAWKing type of stunt there.
The afore mentioned Mr Premature Shorts has now been identified as one Mr Larry Shartz.
The fine gentleman then had to go to the ER to have his chest pain and abnormally fast cardiac rhythm evaluated.
Fortunately he got a fat old bull dyke battle-axe of an ER nurse that solved most of his symptoms immediately.
The fine gentleman then had to go to the ER to have his chest pain and abnormally fast cardiac rhythm evaluated.
Fortunately he got a fat old bull dyke battle-axe of an ER nurse that solved most of his symptoms immediately.
Wut ?.......this is going to require some thought, isn't it ?
This is how I remember that joke - always good for a laugh.
An old lumberjack was sitting in a bar bragging that he had been cutting wood for so long that he could identify any piece of lumber by smell alone.So they blindfolded him an put a piece of wood in front of him he sniffed a few times and said turn it over. They turned it over and he sniffed again and said - red oak. So they took another piece of wood he sniffed it then said turn it over and sniffed again - white pine he he said. They could not stump the old man no matter hw many boards they tried, so the bar maid jumped up on the bar and stuck her snatch in his face. He sniffed a few times and said turn it over. She turned over and stuck her ass in his face. He sniffed a few times, thought for a few seconds and said - I believe that there is the shit house door off and old tuna boat...
That cop should have rammed his board up the shit house door and broke it off, no lube.
I kinda feel bad bustin his propane tank smackin balls all the time.
Not really. Not at all.
Im thinking of trying to jar up some chile and IPA farts to send him for Christmas.
Might even have a big bowl of granola to add to the bouquet.......
Not really. Not at all.
Im thinking of trying to jar up some chile and IPA farts to send him for Christmas.
Might even have a big bowl of granola to add to the bouquet.......
He's fresh out of Crayola crayons too....
^^^
Knocking in the door of Accurate Shooter???
Cheers,
Sirhr
Knocking in the door of Accurate Shooter???
Cheers,
Sirhr
HAHAHA TONY HAWKING that’s fukn brilliant.
Really......I-70.......let me guess, Kc ......to SL.......or vise versa.........straight stretch of road..............too much traffic, and a bunch of I don't know, don't care.............pay attention..................70...+. MPH .....shit happens quick.........used to travel it to Terra Haute Indiana every 2 weeks............
Marinevet1
I lived in the mountains about 45 miles west of Denver and commuted to the city for work. No long drives thank goodness.
Driving a fire engine up there near the Eisenhower tunnel and on both Loveland and Berthoud passes was an adventure.
Never forget my buddy yelling at me as we were working through vehicles on a 15+ car wreck on the steep hill going down into Georgetown. I looked up an 18 wheeler was as far sideways as he could get between the jersey barriers with sparks flying from his front on one side (his tractor was pushed up on the barrier for the length of the passenger side, trailer was at an angle across the road) the rear of his trailer on the other. I ran and dove over the barrier over the side.
I lived in the mountains about 45 miles west of Denver and commuted to the city for work. No long drives thank goodness.
Driving a fire engine up there near the Eisenhower tunnel and on both Loveland and Berthoud passes was an adventure.
Never forget my buddy yelling at me as we were working through vehicles on a 15+ car wreck on the steep hill going down into Georgetown. I looked up an 18 wheeler was as far sideways as he could get between the jersey barriers with sparks flying from his front on one side (his tractor was pushed up on the barrier for the length of the passenger side, trailer was at an angle across the road) the rear of his trailer on the other. I ran and dove over the barrier over the side.
It's for my Pileated Woodpecker fyi Mr Smarty Pants. His name is Jack, Jack Hammer.
If it is the unoriginal bastard copied me.
Dont forget the pickled eggs and budweiser ....
I want to have stinky farts, not crap my pants...... Like an old guy. Who does cavity searches for a living.......
Who would volunteer for that, every day of work ever, and ask for OT all the time.
Who would volunteer for that, every day of work ever, and ask for OT all the time.
That was beautiful. As a farmer I want to tell you thanks for being thankful. Seems it is popular these days to hate me and constantly attack my occupation.
My whore never shuts her mouth, that's what I pay her for.
Only popular for the fucking idiots that don’t know where their food comes from. Unfortunately that’s a lot of people these days. I know many farmers and ranchers and they’re the best people around.
Looks like our friends cat has been chasing parked cars??
In flight entertainment is looking good....
And this is why GM is bankrupt without billions in taxpayer subsidies...
Best comment I saw on the new generation of Camaro they just announced: "Makes you 47% sexier to your sister."
Cheers,
Sirhr
Best comment I saw on the new generation of Camaro they just announced: "Makes you 47% sexier to your sister."
Cheers,
Sirhr
Then why do I always get my coffee served by this broad?
I will say that IcelandAir has the best stewardesses ever... Hot and friendly!
Cheers,
Sirhr
I don’t normally pick apart chick pics but that last girls hands are a bit much for me ?
