When I was in the Navy I wanted to get a tat. My wife didn’t want me to get one, but she finally relented but said the first one had to be for her. After that I could get whatever I wanted. Sounded great till she said she wanted a Rams head tattoo on the head of my pecker. Once I did that I was free to get whatever I want. Proudly stating that I am still tat free.
Almost got a tattoo when I was in the Navy. Fortunately, by the time I was drunk enough to get the tat, I was too drunk to get it. But they had some amazing work done in Hong Kong.