Go to the pound and find the most flea bitten mangeist mut there is. Love it back to health. The mut and your's.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I normally troll the shit out of people who take this thread for such an unmotivational turn but you get a pass because well dogs. Sorry for your loss
Now if anyone wants to blather on and on about dogs I’ll make it rain saggy t&a. Carry on
OR POST SAGGY T&A!!! .....we won’t mention DirtyD’s name here. ?
It was a beutiful spring day in south Texas. Little Johnny was thinking about how he needs to haul ass from school and wet a hook. After lunch the teacher said "alright class, whoever is first to answer the U.S. history questions can leave early.
Teacher- "who was the father of our country?" Little Johnny's hand shot up. But teacher called on Juan.
Juan-"George Washington is the father of our country."
Teacher- "Juan, you are free to go". "Who wrote the Gettysburg Address" Johnny's hand shot up again. But teacher called on Carlos.
Carlos- "Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address."
Teacher- "Very good Carlos, you are free to go." "Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner?" Johnny said hell yes, no one knows this shit. and his hand shot up again. But teacher called on Maria.
Maria- "The Start Spangled Banner was written by Francis Scott Key".
Teacher- "Very good Maria, you are free to go."
Johnny- "Where'd all these fucking Mexicans come from!"
Teacher- "Who said that!"
Johnny- "Davy Crockett at the Alamo, see you Monday bitch!"
Teacher- "who was the father of our country?" Little Johnny's hand shot up. But teacher called on Juan.
Juan-"George Washington is the father of our country."
Teacher- "Juan, you are free to go". "Who wrote the Gettysburg Address" Johnny's hand shot up again. But teacher called on Carlos.
Carlos- "Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address."
Teacher- "Very good Carlos, you are free to go." "Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner?" Johnny said hell yes, no one knows this shit. and his hand shot up again. But teacher called on Maria.
Maria- "The Start Spangled Banner was written by Francis Scott Key".
Teacher- "Very good Maria, you are free to go."
Johnny- "Where'd all these fucking Mexicans come from!"
Teacher- "Who said that!"
Johnny- "Davy Crockett at the Alamo, see you Monday bitch!"
My sincere condolences, as well. Personally, I enjoy Memory Lane of Dog-ville.
However, Dirty D is a vengeful-but-effective force to keep this thread on track. So, to avert the wrath of saggy T&A, may I humbly suggest everyone enjoy a visit to the "Man's Best Friend Thread". It's full of truly motivational pictures and stories, centered on God's gift to us two-legged jerks.
You'd wish you were dead if you survived that hit
It will probably still kill you from blunt force truma
Use Kenny. He always comes back.
Anyone else using a mugshot website to look for some crazy ass?
they make bad decisions
They make very BAD decisions
we could be that next bad decision!
THIS is proper .50 BMG rated armor that will enable the wearer to take direct hits anywhere on the body, and function with no injuries...
Damn, man... ATF guy is popping up everywhere it seems, right? Better not shoulder those SBR wrist braces... LOL
If you need someone else to tell you not to trust me well then...
I'm telling you from the heart, you CAN catch the Clap just looking at some of them...........
So don't. Just don't.
Aren't they the current owners of Gander outdoors too?
Good news and bad news. Good news is the vest stopped the bullet! Bad news it broke off a piece of rib and that penetrated his heart!
Well hello there!THIS is proper .50 BMG rated armor that will enable the wearer to take direct hits anywhere on the body, and function with no injuries...
When I'm late for my reservation at the range.
You missed the boat on this by 2 years... we have pictures of this in one SH brother’s living room... not saying who....
Sirhr
Is said Bro wearing a thong and posing with the box?
