Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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NEVER let it out of your computer
Like BUTTEYES or something ......iiiiiiiI don’t knoowww, maaan! Last edited:
Years ago when I worked customer support at a software company I had the following posted on my cubicle. Occasionally somebody would take it down so I just put another one up... LOL
The funny thing was a few managers found it funny, even a couple of the board members found it funny.
Apparently telling a board member that the people who are offended simply shouldn't read it or they can simply stop being stupid is not the right answer
The funny thing was a few managers found it funny, even a couple of the board members found it funny.
Apparently telling a board member that the people who are offended simply shouldn't read it or they can simply stop being stupid is not the right answer
1. Liberals.
2. Conservatives.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, filmmakers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, fighter pilots, and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I forward this message.
Gotta put some meat on that bone to be a D pleaser...
D 
loooves those meaty bones, GIMMEE that MEATY bone, that’s what she said he says...Rahhhh! 
On that note....
Think something else (besides a Truck)...
D loooves those meaty bones, GIMMEE that MEATY bone, that’s what she said he says...Rahhhh! On that note....
Think something else (besides a Truck)...
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What is the ONE statement that is the most dreaded and terrifying for an ANTIFA member or supporter to hear?
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"How are you doing today? Why don't you have a seat over there?"...
Get a fucking job you worthless piece of shit.
My buddies dad told me that exact story.... except it was chawlie.....he had some weird northern accent and lived in Texas. He was a monster of a man... special forces and a POW.
Even if some of them had the slightest inclination to get a job somewhere, the moment those former words are spoken, those prospects are gone forever...
Did they say anything about not calling them cunts?
Just another reason to be not associated with the UN.
FUCK THE U.N. too
UN Condemns Use of ‘Automatic' Rifle in Kenosha, Calls for Stricter Gun Control
“It should be inconceivable that you have a 17-year-old running around with an automatic rifle," said Rupert Colville.www.gunsamerica.com
So Rittenhouse defending himself with a Panga would have been morally superior somehow?UN Condemns Use of ‘Automatic' Rifle in Kenosha, Calls for Stricter Gun Control
“It should be inconceivable that you have a 17-year-old running around with an automatic rifle," said Rupert Colville.
UN Condemns Use of ‘Automatic' Rifle in Kenosha, Calls for Stricter Gun Control
“It should be inconceivable that you have a 17-year-old running around with an automatic rifle," said Rupert Colville.
This is worth attaching again for the patriotically minded among us.
UN Condemns Use of ‘Automatic' Rifle in Kenosha, Calls for Stricter Gun Control
“It should be inconceivable that you have a 17-year-old running around with an automatic rifle," said Rupert Colville.
The UN does not want teenagers running around with guns or weapons of any kind. How else will their illiterate recruits rape them, murder their whole families, and then carry off whatever loot they can haul?
FUCK YOU, United Nations. This is the new normal now. If you actually manage to succeed in implementing "gun control" here, we will simply start mass manufacturing open bolt SMGs and you fuckers will wish that you were never born.
The slogan of the New Normal: FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.
As to the UN- when are they going to stop FGM?
women get circumcised around puberty
www.who.int
then sewn up 90%
it makes them a fuck hole for their 1st cousin to marry
The fact that the UN did not condemn the ex felon with a semi auto pistol- shows their position as to be with the communists
the UN has been in Africa forever and does not do shit to stop FGM
www.endfgm.eu
women get circumcised around puberty
Female genital mutilation
Female genital mutilation (FGM) includes procedures that intentionally alter or cause injury to the female genital organs for non-medical reasons.
then sewn up 90%
it makes them a fuck hole for their 1st cousin to marry
The fact that the UN did not condemn the ex felon with a semi auto pistol- shows their position as to be with the communists
the UN has been in Africa forever and does not do shit to stop FGM
What is FGM?
Female Genital Mutilation comprises all procedures involving the removal of the external female genitalia or other injury to the female genital organs for non-medical reasons, as defined by the World Health Organisation (WHO).
www.endfgm.eu 
She’s thinking those guys are gay
I don't want to sound mean, but the expression on her face seems to indicate she is way more trouble than she is worth.
I remember reading about that during a college course. Never wanted to nuke an entire continent to oblivion until that course.As to the UN- when are they going to stop FGM?
women get circumcised around puberty
Female genital mutilation
Female genital mutilation (FGM) includes procedures that intentionally alter or cause injury to the female genital organs for non-medical reasons.
then sewn up 90%
it makes them a fuck hole for their 1st cousin to marry
The fact that the UN did not condemn the ex felon with a semi auto pistol- shows their position as to be with the communists
the UN has been in Africa forever and does not do shit to stop FGM
What is FGM?
Female Genital Mutilation comprises all procedures involving the removal of the external female genitalia or other injury to the female genital organs for non-medical reasons, as defined by the World Health Organisation (WHO).
Fuck the UN, full name: United Nations Against The United StatesUN Condemns Use of ‘Automatic' Rifle in Kenosha, Calls for Stricter Gun Control
“It should be inconceivable that you have a 17-year-old running around with an automatic rifle," said Rupert Colville.
It’s spreading across the EU
immigrants kids are being discovered with the same thing across the EU
holy crap, look at that five head! (Way too big to be a forehead)
is she from the future?
can she talk to dolphins with that cranium?
Bewbs and raptors. You win the internet today!
From that you saw her forehead? You know how I can tell you're gay?
I’m not too worried about that! After a week of that my center of gravity would be lower as well
