My phone call was not appreciated.

[TheGerman]

Ring Ring Ring

Hello, Senator Mitt Romney's office

- Yeah, hi, is Mittens in?

No, but I could take a message and relay it to Senator Romney.

- Yeah, sure. Can I leave my number and he can call me back so I can explain to him as to how to grow a pair of balls and not look like such a weak ass faggot on TV all the time? It's actually pretty embarassing.

Um, I can take your number, sure. Was there anything specific you wanted to ask Senator Romney about or receive a reply from one of his staff about?

- Ask him why hes such a bitch.

(I swear she was trying not to laugh) Ok, thank you.



I feel like my phone call was not appreciated.

 

[splean]

"I feel like my phone call was not appreciated." I greatly appreciate your phone call!

 

[isofahunter]

Has he called you back?

 

[zeroz]

I appreciated it.

 

[1J04]

LMFAO! I wish you would have recorded it. That's hilarious! Oh look, it's 1300 here. Guess who's hitting the Post Office in one more hour? Guess who. Go ahead, guess. I SAID GUESS!

 

[Foul Mike]

Oh, the Telephone Hour? I love this shit. Hadn't had a call for about 10 days.

Got one this AM and kept him about 12 minutes then he called me bad names and hung up. They really have some potty mouths. Just cussin and don't know how to link it together. Makes me laugh.

Crickets, so far for now.

 

[TheGerman]

Has he called you back?

Not yet.

I even answered a 'Spam Risk' call about my out of date extended warranty hoping it was him.

 

[TheGerman]

LMFAO! I wish you would have recorded it. That's hilarious! Oh look, it's 1300 here. Guess who's hitting the Post Office in one more hour? Guess who. Go ahead, guess. I SAID GUESS!

Your mom.

 

[Bourbon_and_Bullets]

F*kin Legend

 

[1J04]

Your mom.

I highly doubt that. She's been in a box in the ground for the last 24 yrs.

Me Silly! I'm going! I'm gonna go down there all by myself. Swear to God! You'll see. You'lllllllllllll Seeeeee.

 

[Jscb1b]

I highly doubt that. She's been in a box in the ground for the last 24 yrs.

Me Silly! I'm going! I'm gonna go down there all by myself. Swear to God! You'll see. You'lllllllllllll Seeeeee.

Not your dad?

 

[ManUtdManiac]

If you'd said "I have some information about Chik-Fil-A wanting to open on Sundays" he'd have called you back...

but nooooo, you had to go all 'he's a bitch..."

 

[1J04]

Not your dad?

Not even. He's been in a box since 83. Actually wait, you said Dad. My Father has been in the ground since 83, my Dad (Step Dad) only been in the ground for 18-19 yrs.

Me! I'm serious. I'm going down there. Now stop hijacking Jimmies Thread!

 

[Jscb1b]

Not even. He's been in a box since 83. Actually wait, you said Dad. My Father has been in the ground since 83, my Dad (Step Dad) only been in the ground for 18-19 yrs.

Me! I'm serious. I'm going down there. Now stop hijacking Jimmies Thread!

Your bad luck!

 

[1J04]

Your bad luck!

"You're", and I'm really not. I'm an Asshole.

 

[Holliday]

Waiting for you to get his private cell number and call him at 2AM.

 

[Jscb1b]

"You're", and I'm really not. I'm an Asshole.

Whole ass?

 

[1J04]

Whole ass?

YES! Grrrrrrrrr. WHOLE ASS, DUMBASS!

 

[accurate obsession]

Candy Crowley (I believe that was the moderator bitch) still has his balls. She took them in the second debate with O'bozo when she shut him down cold. Right then and there I knew he was a fucking loser.

 

[Zeroit]

 

[Jscb1b]

YES! Grrrrrrrrr. WHOLE ASS, DUMBASS!

You are a dumbass too?

 

[Supersubes]

Ring Ring Ring

Hello, Senator Mitt Romney's office

- Yeah, hi, is Mittens in?

No, but I could take a message and relay it to Senator Romney.

- Yeah, sure. Can I leave my number and he can call me back so I can explain to him as to how to grow a pair of balls and not look like such a weak ass faggot on TV all the time? It's actually pretty embarassing.

Um, I can take your number, sure. Was there anything specific you wanted to ask Senator Romney about or receive a reply from one of his staff about?

- Ask him why hes such a bitch.

(I swear she was trying not to laugh) Ok, thank you.



I feel like my phone call was not appreciated.

I haven’t turned on the news since 11/4 or thereabouts, but did he do something ball-less recently, or was this a general inquiry?

 

[Huskydriver]

I haven’t turned on the news since 11/4 or thereabouts, but did he do something ball-less recently, or was this a general inquiry?

Looks like he's setting himself up for another push to run again....

 

[wildcats]

Hell! i just came in here for a good laugh....and need it...been a shitty day so far..

 

[Davesnothere]

The perfect call.
USSS will be visiting.

 

[BullGear]

I appreciated your phone call to Mittens. There should be a law where your representative is mandated to return phone calls.

 

[Animal357]

While I despise mittens, didn't he shockingly vote to approve Barrett for the SC?

 

[Snipe260]

Squirrel mafia would love an address!

 

[BullGear]

While I despise mittens, didn't he shockingly vote to approve Barrett for the SC?

Probably because it was an election year.

 

[myronman3]

next time, request Pierre Delecto. or better yet, have some sultry voiced woman ask for him.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Not yet.

I even answered a 'Spam Risk' call about my out of date extended warranty hoping it was him.

Post the number so we can all call

 

[TheGerman]

Post the number so we can all call

Wasn't even a number on my phone, caller ID literally just said SPAM RISK when it rang.

Figured it had a high chance of being Mittens.

For the record, NOONE has called me back even though I left a number.

 

[TriggerJerk!]

Ring Ring Ring

Hello, Senator Mitt Romney's office

- Yeah, hi, is Mittens in?

No, but I could take a message and relay it to Senator Romney.

- Yeah, sure. Can I leave my number and he can call me back so I can explain to him as to how to grow a pair of balls and not look like such a weak ass faggot on TV all the time? It's actually pretty embarassing.

Um, I can take your number, sure. Was there anything specific you wanted to ask Senator Romney about or receive a reply from one of his staff about?

- Ask him why hes such a bitch.

(I swear she was trying not to laugh) Ok, thank you.



I feel like my phone call was not appreciated.

@TheGerman you are awesome! That is hilarious. Please call back and ask why he has not returned your call (and record the call)!!!

 

[NH4X]

@TheGerman you are awesome! That is hilarious. Please call back and ask why he has not returned your call (and record the call)!!!

In the spirit of A Christmas Story...........I triple dog dare ya

 

[Threadcutter308]

@TheGerman you are awesome! That is hilarious. Please call back and ask why he has not returned your call (and record the call)!!!

 

[tomcatmv]

I highly doubt that. She's been in a box in the ground for the last 24 yrs.

Me Silly! I'm going! I'm gonna go down there all by myself. Swear to God! You'll see. You'lllllllllllll Seeeeee.

Are you mailing fruit cakes or skwerl's?

 

[Foul Mike]

Damn, I had one on the line today after CC info and I gave him numbers and names and kept him on the line for about 20 minutes before he blew a gasket and started cussing. Damn, they can talk some shit. They have nasty mouths when they know they are the BUTT of the joke.
I miss the days before caller ID where I could start the shit myself.
I have made more than a few calls myself in year passed, usually with others, and came up with some outlandish shit.

 

[Jscb1b]

Are you mailing fruit cakes or skwerl's?

Or dicks.

 

[Jscb1b]

Fruit cakes with squirrel dicks in them.🐿