Maggie’s NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND

Proteus_X3

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Nov 6, 2004
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<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="color: #3366FF"><span style="font-size: 17pt">NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.*

*Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them
was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight
response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They
tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.*

*They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral
sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'*

*The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they
would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.*

*After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room.
'What happened!?' they cried.*

*The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she
choked.'*

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desertHK

Gunny Sergeant
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Feb 17, 2008
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Re: NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND

LOL. That's a good one.