So fucking glad my boys didn't get into this lame ass game!
Loved the dumb bitch near the end who couldn't figure out how to turn off the monitor.
Loved the dumb bitch near the end who couldn't figure out how to turn off the monitor.
I used it to my advantage though. My son is nuts about it. He never showed a ton of interest in going shooting with me until I watched him play Fortnite one evening.
As he was running around gathering up weapons he got an M16 (NOT an AR15 - it's fully automatic, not fully semi-automatic) and an MP5SD - I asked if he would like to shoot the real thing. So we went to the range the next weekend - we both had a great time! He was shooting as fast as I could load magazines. Now, he still would rather play on PS4 than go to the range...but it's progress!
Sons been having some strep related issues that cause anxiety and emotional lability.
Fort Nite has been his escape of choice and all his friends play it.
Kids went from being kids that would go outside and meet to a bunch of dorks wearing head phones screaming out "Kill him, kill him!"
Few weeks ago my wife and I were going to a work party and his grandmother/cousin were over watching him. We told him he and his sister were not getting on electronics they were going to hang with the sitters.
He was going whiny with wanting to play Fort Nite.
I went to the game unplugged it, he wasnt playing at the time, with the intent the console would come with us so he wouldnt drive the sitters shit house whining to play. I told him it would return with us I just didnt want him driving his sitters nuts.
He went shithouse and smashed his Iphone on the floor breaking it.
I have explained to him that the universe has laws and equal and opposite reactions must be expected.
The Xbox made a orgasmic sound as it smashed off the front walk way.
We no longer have a Fort Nite problem and he has fantasys of buying a new one but he has been told he will not use my electricity to run it.
That is why my boy's are limited to weekends only and in short periods. I grew up playing games but was on a schedule. Too much of that is bad. My boys ask once now and if I say no, they don't make a fuss. Took a few weekends to fix that but it's done.
We no longer have a Fort Nite problem and he has fantasys of buying a new one but he has been told he will not use my electricity to run it.
My buddy plays this CONSTANTLY. He installed it on my PS4 last year this time, this morning was the first time I tried playing it. I farted around for fifteen minutes and turned it off. I do like video games but I'm really picky and don't like a lot of what's out there. Dark Souls 3 is one I've been working on, I like those games. And I liked Skyrim. When I'm laid up after surgery, sometimes it's all I can do to just "do something". I do miss the magic of the old Nintendo games. Being young was magical though. I can see why this game is so popular. I get it. It's just not really my kind of game.
But my friend, man, he can't put it down. If he hasn't completed all the challenges for a day, he gets anxious and has to get home in time to do it. I hardly ever see him because he's always on it. If he comes over here to stay longer than a few hours, like for the night or something, he'll bring his game to connect to my network. I don't mind it, but damn. Before this game, it was Call of Duty. He can go shoot some of the weapons in those games but we barely get out together to do it. He has a pistol but he gave it to me to hold onto like two years ago after his divorce and I haven't heard anything about it. I almost forgot it was in the safe.
So he's been addicted to games for quite awhile. Started after he got back from Iraq. We played games before in the barrakcs, and even after at my place, but when he started playing PVP online with the Xbox, that's when he went down the rabbit hole. Like we spend on rifles and optics, he spends on controllers, headsets, gaming chairs, better TV's, etc. You can get quite a bit wrapped up in it but unlike a scope or rifle it'll be junk in five years whether it works fine or not. But it's his thing. I don't knock him for it. Unless he knocks me first.
It's not just kids, it's 40+ yo adults too.
Now do you have directions for him to use building a screen to attach his fantasy Xbox to.
Sons been having some strep related issues that cause anxiety and emotional lability.
Fort Nite has been his escape of choice and all his friends play it.
Kids went from being kids that would go outside and meet to a bunch of dorks wearing head phones screaming out "Kill him, kill him!"
Few weeks ago my wife and I were going to a work party and his grandmother/cousin were over watching him. We told him he and his sister were not getting on electronics they were going to hang with the sitters.
He was going whiny with wanting to play Fort Nite.
I went to the game unplugged it, he wasnt playing at the time, with the intent the console would come with us so he wouldnt drive the sitters shit house whining to play. I told him it would return with us I just didnt want him driving his sitters nuts.
He went shithouse and smashed his Iphone on the floor breaking it.
I have explained to him that the universe has laws and equal and opposite reactions must be expected.
The Xbox made a orgasmic sound as it smashed off the front walk way. The yin to the yang of his phone being smashed.
We no longer have a Fort Nite problem and he has fantasys of buying a new one but he has been told he will not use my electricity to run it.
Sons been having some strep related issues that cause anxiety and emotional lability.
Fort Nite has been his escape of choice and all his friends play it.
Kids went from being kids that would go outside and meet to a bunch of dorks wearing head phones screaming out "Kill him, kill him!"
Few weeks ago my wife and I were going to a work party and his grandmother/cousin were over watching him. We told him he and his sister were not getting on electronics they were going to hang with the sitters.
He was going whiny with wanting to play Fort Nite.
I went to the game unplugged it, he wasnt playing at the time, with the intent the console would come with us so he wouldnt drive the sitters shit house whining to play. I told him it would return with us I just didnt want him driving his sitters nuts.
He went shithouse and smashed his Iphone on the floor breaking it.
I have explained to him that the universe has laws and equal and opposite reactions must be expected.
The Xbox made a orgasmic sound as it smashed off the front walk way. The yin to the yang of his phone being smashed.
We no longer have a Fort Nite problem and he has fantasys of buying a new one but he has been told he will not use my electricity to run it.
Did he buy a new iPhone?
We must have went to the same parenting school.Wife had insurance on it. $150 co pay came from his Christmas money. He hasnt gotten it back yet so he is without Xbox and without phone.
This is my phone...
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He should get this.
So, you haven't any children.I don't play fortnight, I also don't have children because they are mutants and humans are disgusting. Case in point, why people fuck with their kids like this. Used to be kids earned their video game time after chores, that's how I did it, and nobody Rick Rolled my fucking Mario time. Seriously, what kind of first world pygmy Gandhis do you think you've bred which would value that experience enough to reflect on it constructively by default? Of course they should get mad, that's a fucking dick move and they have piss poor emotional skills. It's like watching a dog whine for its bone, teasing ain't gonna teach 'em shit except that you're an asshole trying to raise obsequious offspring.
So, you haven't any children.
Giving advice about how to discipline children, Lol.
You should write book as most authors haven't either.
The equivilent is like a sub-saharan native giving me tips on how to hunt elk...
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I'm going to guess you havent entered your forth decade of life, maybe not even far into your third.I just think people shouldn't teach their kids to stand being antagonized pointlessly. Treat your children like adults and less like a fucking pet that is slowly learning how to be a real person. If you give them proper individuality you won't need to control them. Not telling folks how to raise their kids, but people ain't soft because there's hardly any bear to kill anymore, they go soft because the spectrum of social dexterity is focused on laying down when presented with adversity. In my opinion at least, which doesn't have to mean shit to anyone.
I'm not talking about shielding your kids, what I'm saying is that when you pull a Virginia class shit submission move on them for the simple reason of getting a rise (like in the video) then they should get pissed.
How would you like it if one of yalls little squirts purposely only fills the boat motor up with 1/6 gal for a day of lake fishing? Just to fuck with you. Because he's your kid and he knows you won't really do shit about it. Would you feel smarter?
You have no idea what you are talking about. Treating kids like adults, in the sense of letting them treat you the parent as a peer, or worse as a rival, undermines any authority you ever had. And after that.... you ain't teaching them shit. They have absolutely no reason to listen to anything you say.I just think people shouldn't teach their kids to stand being antagonized pointlessly. Treat your children like adults and less like a fucking pet that is slowly learning how to be a real person. If you give them proper individuality you won't need to control them. Not telling folks how to raise their kids, but people ain't soft because there's hardly any bear to kill anymore, they go soft because the spectrum of social dexterity is focused on laying down when presented with adversity. In my opinion at least, which doesn't have to mean shit to anyone.
I just think people shouldn't teach their kids to stand being antagonized pointlessly. Treat your children like adults ....
I don't play fortnight, I also don't have children because they are mutants and humans are disgusting. Case in point, why people fuck with their kids like this. Used to be kids earned their video game time after chores, that's how I did it, and nobody Rick Rolled my fucking Mario time. Seriously, what kind of first world pygmy Gandhis do you think you've bred which would value that experience enough to reflect on it constructively by default? Of course they should get mad, that's a fucking dick move and they have piss poor emotional skills. It's like watching a dog whine for its bone, teasing ain't gonna teach 'em shit except that you're an asshole trying to raise obsequious offspring.
Well, then put me down as an official asshole to my kids. Pranking and teasing my kids is the way I mainly show love and compassion for them. My wife, kids, and myself prank eachother all the time. My kids aren't on FaceBook complaining about how terrible their parents are. They're not on Twitter acting like SJW emos who don't have enough likes on their Tweets. They're not taking my guns to school and shooting their classmates. Before giving parenting advice how about actually get experience before shooting your mouth off.
I just think people shouldn't teach their kids to stand being antagonized pointlessly. Treat your children likeadultspeople and less like a fucking pet that is slowly learning how to be a real person. If you give them proper individuality you won't need to control them. Not telling folks how to raise their kids, but people ain't soft because there's hardly any bear to kill anymore, they go soft because the spectrum of social dexterity is focused on laying down when presented with adversity. In my opinion at least, which doesn't have to mean shit to anyone.
Great minds think alike!
At my other half's new years eve party, two cousins(both around 16 years old) were playing fortnite on their phones. Turned it into an unscheduled range trip to a range I despise because of the BS formalities and perforated floors that prevent brass collection, but they have a bunch of NFA stuff to rent and the facilities are nice. We'll probably end up with ~8 people going at once.
I'm saying that making a fucking national spectacle of your kids by putting them in a situation where you know they will fail due to their behavior is a shit move. It shows poor breeding, as they say.
Pranking and teasing my kids is the way I mainly show love and compassion for them...
Perforated floors ?..........sons of bitches.....jesus.
You do realize that you have zero credibility.
Right?
How's my credibility if I make the inconvenient observation that many children are unplanned surprises, .