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Official Halloween Thread, Jokes, MEME Or Whatever

DarnYankeeUSMC

McCarthy Was Right
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  • Mar 18, 2012
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    In your head
    There's a website, fright.com or something, when you log in it will scan your browser history and recommend the perfect costume for you.
    This year I will be attending parties as a midget stripper.

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    Little boy dresses as a pirate for Halloween.
    Heads down the road to his grandpas place.
    Knocks on the door
    Grandpa answers and says "what are you supposed to be?".
    Little boy says, I'm a pirate.
    Grandpa says, then where are your buccaneers?
    Little boy points to his ears and says ,right here where are your bucking eyes?

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    That is some funny stuff right there
     
    I cut the grass yesterday.

    Steak and shrimp on the grill for supper. 82 degrees.
    Today is probably going to be the first day of fall. High of 65 today is the prediction
    I got the top off the jeep still, today’s high is 88. Cold front supposed to move in tomorrow and we will only top out in the mid to high 70s.
     
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