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A Man Allegedly Pulled Out His Penis Then Beat Up A Woman With A Dead Seagull In Germany
A man in Öjendorfer in the German city of Hamburg reportedly exposed his penis and began to beat a woman with a dead seagull Tuesday.
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Remember that your chances of being beaten severely by a flasher with a dead seagull are low. But never zero.
Is @Bender accounted for?? Does he need an alibi?
Sirhr