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Sister in law visiting!

powdahound76

powdahound76

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#1
Well boys, my SIL is visiting from the peoples republic of San Fancisco. She is a top shelf nutjob and drives me up the freaking wall. Telling her to follow my rules or pack her shit and wait on the curb for a ride somewhere else might be worth the wrath of my wife. For some reason my wife hasnt figured out she is supposed to side with me on this shit.

Besides that she is the size of a decent year old heifer and makes so many excuses why.

Rant off. For now.
 
#2
My condolences!!! I feel your pain my youngest daughter works at Berkley and is 31. My only hope is there is a glimmer of hope in now she sees how much of her tax dollars are wasted in the P.R.C. As for your sister in law she would expect you to abide by her rules in her home... oh wait she a lib so you values don't mean shit!! sorry for your lose brother
p.s. Isn't year old heifer considered veal???
 
#3
Shankster, more than ever, where are you ? :) On another note, if ya decide to butcher I'm in for half.

Goodluck buddy. We get it. :(
 
#4
Visiting for a few days or are we talking visiting leading to calling the place home?
My sister in-law and I have an agreement we both agree that I think she is a worthless, selfish, piece of shit.
 
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#5
I wont visit her. I cant stand to listen to the bs that flows from her constantly running mouth, why would I buy a plane ticket to go listen to it? I send the mrs for "some sister time" and stay at home to work and take care of the kiddo. Just visiting. I would tell my wife they can move out and get an apartment together if she tried to move in! I would rather go through that than try to live with her.

Best part is today was my daughters birthday and I got her first rifle. Not an old one with a chopped down stock anymore, just a regular single shot, iron sighted .22 that fits her (a little big and will work). the sister in law started going on about how she doesnt like guns so I just walked out of the room.

The shit we deal with for our wives. I will admit I am not handling this one very gracefully. I should probably know a verse about how and why burdens are important.

I am pretty sure veal is lean, at least all of it I have had. This is more of a render down for fuel oil or lamp oil kind of a project......

Thanks for the space to rant.

Heal fast hydrocodone boy!
 
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#6
I can imagine what you are going though - the type of person she is at least.

Some of that depends on how they were brought up, some of it self-induced... If she lives in SF then that's all I needed to know right there. Puzzle solved!
 
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#8
Get her a "Make America Great Again" shirt or a Michael Savage book for her to wear or read while visiting

My wife thinks I only have 3 guns

 
#9
powdahound76 said:
I wont visit her. I cant stand to listen to the bs that flows from her constantly running mouth, why would I buy a plane ticket to go listen to it? I send the mrs for "some sister time" and stay at home to work and take care of the kiddo. Just visiting. I would tell my wife they can move out and get an apartment together if she tried to move in! I would rather go through that than try to live with her.

Best part is today was my daughters birthday and I got her first rifle. Not an old one with a chopped down stock anymore, just a regular single shot, iron sighted .22 that fits her (a little big and will work). the sister in law started going on about how she doesnt like guns so I just walked out of the room.

The shit we deal with for our wives. I will admit I am not handling this one very gracefully. I should probably know a verse about how and why burdens are important.

I am pretty sure veal is lean, at least all of it I have had. This is more of a render down for fuel oil or lamp oil kind of a project......

Thanks for the space to rant.

Heal fast hydrocodone boy!
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Brother powdahound, you got this thing and ya know it. It's not our fault we tend to lose some of our patience with folks as the yrs go by. We're wiping our hands of drama, because we can. We've been there and have the choice to avoid going back, so we do. I just hope she's wise enough to realize you're not fucking around. Keep a cool head brother. Dicey situation and again, this is a very personal matter and it's more for you to get it out, and you should. But to comment any further I believe would be out of bounds. You're standing your ground, with your family, in your home, and I think that's great. Best to ya. And thanks for the wishes. It's appreciated man.
 
#17
powdahound76 said:
The shit we deal with for our wives. y!
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I went down that road when we were first married but I stopped it quick. As when it hit me if I keep this shit up it will just get worst as time goes along. At the very start put a stop to it, don't become or be pushed into someone your not. If you don't stand your ground now you'll lose more acreage later. The Libtards got to where they are today by never giving the inchs, folks gave up just to be Nice or not cause conflict. Be yourself, not pushed to think they're way. She married you for who you were then, but they all form plans on how to convert ya,... they get that from their mothers.

 
#18
powdahound76 said:
Well boys, my SIL is visiting from the peoples republic of San Fancisco. She is a top shelf nutjob and drives me up the freaking wall. Telling her to follow my rules or pack her shit and wait on the curb for a ride somewhere else might be worth the wrath of my wife. For some reason my wife hasnt figured out she is supposed to side with me on this shit.

Besides that she is the size of a decent year old heifer and makes so many excuses why.

Rant off. For now.
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Now I remember why I never married.

Realistically, there are a host of other reasons but that should suffice.
 
#19
Powda, take this time to revel in your opportunity to call it like it is.
I have 'relatives" that come out of the center of the universe, Chicago.
They send prior cooking instructions concerning their never ending dietary requirements.
Vegans, as they proclaim at every opportunity, can seemingly complicate the act of breathing.
I always make my dining company the above to save the remaining diners the spectacle.
As they continually regale the benefits of their healthy life style I interject my thoughts on animal husbandry and butcher techniques.
I may also bring up the fact that their BMW has leather interior as well as their shoes.
I have honed the verbal banter to an exercise of humor for the lowly local folk.
On politics they avoid the topic like ebola.
Good hunting...


R
 
#20
If you do have to put up with her for awhile, you could possibly find things that you both hate that you could talk about when you have to, to deflect the conversation away from things you disagree on.
Here are a few suggestions:

Monsanto
Chinese slave labour
Tibet
Global MegaCorporations who think they are above the law
Indian rape culture
Supposed coverup of actual radiation spread by Japanese government
Killing of beautiful wild horses by the government
Plastic chemicals leaching into food
Arsenic contamination of rice
High fructose corn syrup conspiracy
If she brings up her hatred for Trump, just deflect it into how big money and megacorporations and the ultra rich elite control the political system and how the democrats could have won had they not conspired to sabotage Bernie Sanders. (Bonus points if you can get a Liberal to turn against Hillary!)

Just keep her busy railing on about things that you either also don't like or really have no interest in & all is good.
 
#21
Run her ass off. It's an investment that's worth the cost. I've done it twice and am about six months into the excepted two years of no sil around. We have a great relationship when she stays the hell away from my house.
 
#22
Rthur said:
Powda, take this time to revel in your opportunity to call it like it is.
I have 'relatives" that come out of the center of the universe, Chicago.
They send prior cooking instructions concerning their never ending dietary requirements.
Vegans, as they proclaim at every opportunity, can seemingly complicate the act of breathing.
I always make my dining company the above to save the remaining diners the spectacle.
As they continually regale the benefits of their healthy life style I interject my thoughts on animal husbandry and butcher techniques.
I may also bring up the fact that their BMW has leather interior as well as their shoes.
I have honed the verbal banter to an exercise of humor for the lowly local folk.
On politics they avoid the topic like ebola.
Good hunting...


R
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Damn, I feel for you! Sanctuary City folks, your description of them meshes...

You should let them know that your home is not in a "Safe Zone" so they can be on constant alert. Remember, all criminals MUST surrender or otherwise relinquish all weapons in a safe zone! I mean, it's against the law if they don't right {see definition: criminal}?

 
#23
I would play hardball . Watch History Channel , Shooting Gallery , Guns and Ammo , NRA tv , just to start . Then I would drink about a six of Meister Brau or whatever other super cheap bear fart shit I could find . Then follow with onion rings and chilli ( that's what makes me blow the joint up with some serious bad old man gas ) . I would have friends over to have lib bashing conversations and ultra conservative worship sessions of Reagan , Bush , Newt and DA MAN Terrrrrummmph . I would play reruns of ball games , footballs games and anything else that had the National Anthem just say I could stand everytime and put my hand over my heart . Then for the finale I would put a shot up Rosie O'Donnell target up on the fridge . Lather , rinse and fuckin repeat . Good luck brother keep your head on a swivel .
 
#24
Maybe it is time for you to come visit me at the range.
Bring her along and when we go from range to prairie dog town we can put her out to graze.
I would venture to say that she would find the country side pretty until we paint it with dog guts and parts and pieces.
We will put her on the spotting scope so she can see the explosions and red mist.
Glad to help out. Regards, F M
 
#25
Back when I was still with my ex... Denise (as opposed to Da Nephew...)

Was at her family Thanksgiving near Buffalo and thought it would be funny to zip the Turkey neck up in my fly and stand there when the In-Laws walked into the kitchen. Because a Turkey neck sticking out of a fly... is simply hard to miss.

It was epic! Much screaming.

I'll give her this... my ex thought it was the funniest thing ever. She was an awesome lady. Ultimately, I loved her family and she (and they) put up with a lot. Including absences. But they never forgave me for the turkey neck! Other baggage managed to kill the romance. But the Turkey neck was always hilarious.

So you should try that???

Cheers,

Sirhr



 
#26
Have you ever tried to take her shooting? Never met a lib that didnt enjoy bustin a few caps in the right setting. Your daughters .22 and some metal spinner targets ought to do it.

Since the election, I feel far more relaxed and a little more entertained around these types of people.
 
#27
Thanks fellas.
FM, PM inbound in the next few days to arrange a day for that.
Turns out I am in luck.
She is leaving tomorrow and I thought she was here till Weds. Today we got back from church (me and the kid) and the women (wife and SIL) were off having brunch with their mom.
We were headed for errands when they got home. Kid stayed and I found stuff to keep my busy for a couple hours. Even filled a propane tank that doesnt need filled for a couple months!
Put it this way, I braved Costco at 1400 on a Sunday to avoid her! People were so surprised I always stopped and waved for them to go first with a big smile.

I wont let libs shoot my guns. Screw them. Her husband (douche too, thinks he is a badass) thinks he knows about guns since he is a video game designer and has been to SHOT. I wont take him either. that said, anyone who actually wants to learn and go shooting I will take and buy all the ammo. Small investment as they all see the joy and buy a gun themselves.

Anyways, im outta here in 12 hra to go to work and wont see her again for several months.

Thanks again for the rant space, laughs, and suggestions.

 
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sirhrmechanic said:
Back when I was still with my ex... Denise (as opposed to Da Nephew...)

Was at her family Thanksgiving near Buffalo and thought it would be funny to zip the Turkey neck up in my fly and stand there when the In-Laws walked into the kitchen. Because a Turkey neck sticking out of a fly... is simply hard to miss.

It was epic! Much screaming.

I'll give her this... my ex thought it was the funniest thing ever. She was an awesome lady. Ultimately, I loved her family and she (and they) put up with a lot. Including absences. But they never forgave me for the turkey neck! Other baggage managed to kill the romance. But the Turkey neck was always hilarious.

So you should try that???

Cheers,

Sirhr
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Was that neck raw or cooked?
 
#30
MtnCreek said:
Run her ass off. It's an investment that's worth the cost. I've done it twice and am about six months into the excepted two years of no sil around. We have a great relationship when she stays the hell away from my house.
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This ^^^ Very similar approach used here. Has worked like a charm for the last few years.
 
#31
BTW Sirhr, thats freakin hilarious. May have to try that on my mother in law when we them have over to eat the spring gobbler!

Funny thing is my wife is slim and gorgeous and has a high IQ. And conservative. Hard to believe they are sisters.
 
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