She controls 100% of the pussy.
Good luck with your experiment....no, really....
Does she complain about any of your behaviors?
Good luck with your experiment....no, really....
Does she complain about any of your behaviors?
Those ones you lease.
Ohhhhh...so they're those really big stripper heels then. Now I see why you're so upset.
She controls 100% of the pussy.
Good luck with your experiment....no, really....
Does she complain about any of your behaviors?
That was wife #1.
Funny thing is, she didn't really leave her shoes laying around the house.
Fixed
She controls 100% of the pussy.
I'm glad random shit laying around, especially shoes, is one of my girlfriend's pet peeves.
Charge a hummer per pair to get them back. Check and mate...
The puppy is a good idea. Another suggestion, got access to small kids? You'll get pretty much the same results except you can (hopefully) send the kids home.
Very funny thread, My kids liked to take their shoes off just inside the door, so I would trip on them coming home. They're shoes ended up in the front yard. Lesson learned. Dedicate an area in the closet and install a nice shoe rack, or two.
I know, I know.
It was marriage #1, so you learn your lesson and then go marry a doctor the second time.
The problem is that I learned that doctors and lawyers are even crazier than Russian strippers… Just ask my divorce attorney,, he can vouch for it. They're every bit as crazy, but come fully equipped with a God complex and more money then you got, hence a better divorce attorney on their side.
No, they were probably left at her other big tippers apartments.That was wife #1.
Funny thing is, she didn't really leave her shoes laying around the house.
Are you sure she is not leaving her shoes in the place her boyfriend starts sexing her up in your house ?
She maybe too tired to walk that far back to bother to put them on.
lol ok thats pretty good
I'm home all day and she works, so that isn't quite possible
The stripper marriage... God is that a hard lesson to learn, know it myself first hand too.I know, I know.
It was marriage #1, so you learn your lesson and then go marry a doctor the second time.
... and this is why we live in a world where women are doing more dumb shit than ever. Just about every day in my interactions with customers, I hear the "Oh, man, my wife would kill me" BS. I often wonder how men became so pussy whipped.You are doomed for failure.
Your efforts should directed to you learning to accept her behavior.
Hey guys I wonder if this is the same German:
<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-found-dead-home-46-pet-snakes-article-1.1358547" style="color: #000000; font-size: 11px; font-family: Symbol;" target="_blank">German police find missing man dead at his home surrounded by 46 pet snakes </a>
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forecast replacement shopping spree in near future
My thoughts exactly! Hope her shoe refresh doesn't cut into the ammo budget..
Take Care,
Buzz
.....I don't pay for shit around here; shes a triple board certified medical specialist.....