She controls 100% of the pussy.
Good luck with your experiment....no, really....
Does she complain about any of your behaviors?
Good luck with your experiment....no, really....
Does she complain about any of your behaviors?
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I know, I know.
It was marriage #1, so you learn your lesson and then go marry a doctor the second time.
That was wife #1.
Funny thing is, she didn't really leave her shoes laying around the house.
A good worker takes care of her tools.
Thanks brother.
Only if she knows who he's getting it from.
you're fucked sauerkraut....
My wife is worse, she takes them off in the car...socks too. I am surprised she hasn't gotten in a wreck.
With that said, I would not mind one bit my lady leaving her shoes all over the place. In fact, I would welcome it and even buy her a few more pairs to leave around the house.
Good one Redmanss
The puppy is a good idea. Another suggestion, got access to small kids? You'll get pretty much the same results except you can (hopefully) send the kids home.
I don't like the puppy idea because it only costs you $ for the dog and $ to replace her shoes. I love the hummer idea, but it will only work if you hold her to it. Don't back down. You might consider getting a shoe organizer and starting out with her shoes in it and explain the "deal". Girls love to talk about stuff.
Very funny thread, My kids liked to take their shoes off just inside the door, so I would trip on them coming home. They're shoes ended up in the front yard. Lesson learned. Dedicate an area in the closet and install a nice shoe rack, or two.
She has not one, but two built in shoe racks in her closet. That's why this situation is even more retarded.
I used to do this with my shoes. Well, not in the middle of the kitchen or hallway, but would just kick them off in the middle of the bedroom. One night, I tripped over them and came "this" close to splitting my head open on the dresser. If she is not listening to your requests of putting them away, she is not respecting you. About the only thing that I lay around mindlessly is my wallet now. Still not a good idea though.
Honestly, I can't tell if you are serious mad or just dicking around, but I see no problem with making her understand. And for all the talk about sleeping on the sofa or not getting pussy... fuck that. Your house too. I am sure that there are house rules that you abide by as well. What's the difference between leaving a loaded gun laying around and a pair of shoes in the middle of the hallway? There is a MUCH GREATER chance of hurting yourself on the shoes.
Instead of the method you are using, I would make her watch you throw a pair of shoes in the garbage and then toss some old food or something on top. Yeah, its harsh, but I bet damned sure she will think twice before doing that again.
And for those wondering, I have been married 10 years. She has never played the power pussy game. I told her from the get go that sex will never be used as a weapon, bonus, or barter power in our relationship.
Honestly, I can't tell if you are serious mad or just dicking around, but I see no problem with making her understand. And for all the talk about sleeping on the sofa or not getting pussy... fuck that. Your house too. I am sure that there are house rules that you abide by as well. What's the difference between leaving a loaded gun laying around and a pair of shoes in the middle of the hallway? There is a MUCH GREATER chance of hurting yourself on the shoes.
Instead of the method you are using, I would make her watch you throw a pair of shoes in the garbage and then toss some old food or something on top. Yeah, its harsh, but I bet damned sure she will think twice before doing that again.
And for those wondering, I have been married 10 years. She has never played the power pussy game. I told her from the get go that sex will never be used as a weapon, bonus, or barter power in our relationship.
I'm curious how this turns out.
And good for you for doing something different to get a different result.
And good for you for doing something different to get a different result.
This is why I built the Man Cave in the basement it is the cleanest part of the house. I don't bitch much about the rest of the house but THE CAVE IS MY DOMAIN AND DON'T FUCK WITH IT. You move it put it back, you bring it down you take it when you leave. I don't play games about it, just don't fuck with my cave.
The problem is that I learned that doctors and lawyers are even crazier than Russian strippers… Just ask my divorce attorney,, he can vouch for it. They're every bit as crazy, but come fully equipped with a God complex and more money then you got, hence a better divorce attorney on their side.
One more vote for a PUPPY
Here ya go, problem solved.
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All this talk about puppies...have you tried a rolled up newspaper on the wife yet? Never know, it might work...
In my house it's not my wife who leaves her shoes all over the house in random places. It's me!
She's crazy, but not in a bad way, more of....shes asian and crazy, if that makes sense.
And for some of you taking this WAY too seriously, this is just me fucking with her, not me being mad or her not caring, etc. If this was an actual issue, it would be dealt with.
Instead, this is just me being creative and finding a way to screw with her about something that could use some improvement but isn't that big of a deal.
ETA - I have another pair of shoes in the collection today!
No, they were probably left at her other big tippers apartments.
Mr. German,
You say that you are fucking with her, and that's cool. Question is, how 'cool' would she be, with a few bullet holes in a pair of her shoes. Set them beside a few other targets that have holes in them, such as tin cans, plastic milk jugs, plastic pop bottles, etc. Tell her that you shot-up stuff that was "just laying around" and see how that goes over.
Just an idea....
All of these targets, displayed nicely on a shelf.... could be the latest "range trip pride display".
You say that you are fucking with her, and that's cool. Question is, how 'cool' would she be, with a few bullet holes in a pair of her shoes. Set them beside a few other targets that have holes in them, such as tin cans, plastic milk jugs, plastic pop bottles, etc. Tell her that you shot-up stuff that was "just laying around" and see how that goes over.
Just an idea....
All of these targets, displayed nicely on a shelf.... could be the latest "range trip pride display".
Man, I hear you. My wife does the same damn thing but doesn't limit herself to shoes only. She does clothes, underwear and all. Yes, I know most of you would not see this as a problem lmao as that means she runs around the house naked a lot, but its very annoying when you feel like you are picking up after a freaking kid when its a grown ass woman. I have yet to resolve this. And, to make things worse now I have a newborn that she will be passing these characteristics on to if I do not put an end to it somehow or get her to change her ways. You would have thought it would have ended when I kept putting her, supposedly clean clothes that were on the floor, in the washer. I dont know about you guys but my clean clothes never go on the floor. Never. If its on the floor that automatically says to me its dirty. So, now I have a problem of her mixing clean and dirty and somehow I am supposed to know the difference. If you find a solution then please let me know.
Are you sure she is not leaving her shoes in the place her boyfriend starts sexing her up in your house ?
She maybe too tired to walk that far back to bother to put them on.
She maybe too tired to walk that far back to bother to put them on.
^^^Hahaha. I am 100% sure. Then again, I don't think the newborn looks anything like me buahahaha.
lol ok thats pretty good
I'm home all day and she works, so that isn't quite possible
lol ok thats pretty good
I'm home all day and she works, so that isn't quite possible
Or maybe she's "working" while you're at home and her work boyfriend has her so tired out that's why she dumps her shoes as soon as she gets a chance... Did someone say "Jody"?
Don't worry German, I've put a call in to Dr. Phil. He will be getting in touch to have you and your wife on one of his shows. If I were you, don't tell him you stay at home while she works all day though. You may get grilled.
I believe it is genetic. My wife and three daughters have the same problem. They will always leave them in the highest traffic area possible.
Shut her off until her behavior improves.
Let us knowhow this works out. lol
R
Shut her off until her behavior improves.
Let us knowhow this works out. lol
R
My daughter drops everything on the staircase. She is almost 16.
Every so often I say something and she cleans it all up. But generally I leave it alone. She's a great kid, excels at school, and gives us no trouble at all
This is a battle we choose not to pick with her.
Maybe your wife has some redeeming qualities and the shoes are a minor glitch in the entire picture.
Every so often I say something and she cleans it all up. But generally I leave it alone. She's a great kid, excels at school, and gives us no trouble at all
This is a battle we choose not to pick with her.
Maybe your wife has some redeeming qualities and the shoes are a minor glitch in the entire picture.
If shoes around the house are your biggest problem, life is pretty damned good. Congratulations. I guess when things are that good, people gotta come up with something to rock the boat.
The stripper marriage... God is that a hard lesson to learn, know it myself first hand too.
The four safety rules should be carried with an addendum, starting with "Never marry a stripper" just to pound it into every guy's head. Let the non-shooting bitches take those hits instead.
... and this is why we live in a world where women are doing more dumb shit than ever. Just about every day in my interactions with customers, I hear the "Oh, man, my wife would kill me" BS. I often wonder how men became so pussy whipped.
I'll level my house with a bulldozer before I'd let my wife get away with stupid shit like that. She knows it. Hence, she doesn't do stupid shit more than a couple times. If she did what the OP describes, I'd mention it politely a couple times. Then I'd get pissed about it... ONCE. Next time I'd round up every shoe, boot, sandal, flip flop, or booty she owns... put it in the driveway, pour a gallon of gas on it, and set fire to them. Then I wouldn't buy her any more shoes until I was certain she has changed her behavior. Though this would never happen. My wife doesn't shop as if it's a sport.
Though I realize my family is very unique. We live a very traditional family dynamic, which is completely alien to most people these days. We love our lives.
I'm the man, and I act like it.
She's the woman, and she acts like it.
We have two beautiful children... 4 and 2. I haven't changed more than a dozen or so diapers... total.
Kids crying in the middle of the night? SHE gets up.
She hasn't had a "job" since we got together 7 or 8 years ago... I don't even know how long its been, and I don't care... and she respects the fact that its irrelevant. I have NEVER had her pissed off for not remember a date. I legitimately forget my own birthday.
I make the money... and I decide where its spent. If I want to go out and buy something... I buy it. I don't check with her first.
Since we've been together:
I have not washed dishes.
I have not done laundry.
I have not cleaned the house. (I don't leave messes either)
I have not cooked a meal.
I have not gone shopping.
I get laid when I want, anytime I want. (so does she)
I own several businesses, so I come home at random times. Some days I come home at 6, other days its 10pm-1am. When I walk through the door, food is either done or almost ready. I play with my kids for a bit, if they are awake. Then I sit on the couch, recline my seat, kick on the TV. She brings something for me to drink, takes my boots and socks off, brings my food, etc. I don't ask her to do it, I don't make her do it... she just does it.
She'll hear me on the phone talking to someone... and realizes I'm leaving on a business trip, with no notice. Before I get off the phone, I have my bags packed, snacks for the road, laptop and all other gear packed up. I pick it up, give a kiss and hug to everyone... and leave. No bitching, no bullshit.
She does it all without complaint, just like I put in 16-18hr days without complaint. I have my role, and she has hers. We love what we do, we both embrace it, and have an impenetrably strong family as a result.
So when I hear stories of people having all these problems with their women, I legitimately have no clue what the hell those men are thinking for putting up with all that dumb shit. Is finding some decent trim really that hard for some guys that they have to live with a psychopath to get laid once in a while? I'd never settle down with someone that doesn't mesh with me... and in my house, what I say goes. Sure, she keeps me from doing dumb shit, like forgetting the kids' birthdays, or my own. I respect her, and she respects me. If she was like all these other women I see or read about, she'd get replaced in a heartbeat.
Hey guys I wonder if this is the same German:
<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-found-dead-home-46-pet-snakes-article-1.1358547" style="color: #000000; font-size: 11px; font-family: Symbol;" target="_blank">German police find missing man dead at his home surrounded by 46 pet snakes </a>
<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-found-dead-home-46-pet-snakes-article-1.1358547" style="color: #000000; font-size: 11px; font-family: Symbol;" target="_blank">German police find missing man dead at his home surrounded by 46 pet snakes </a>
I like the puppy idea. Keep us posted!
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The German,
Have I missed it? Has she realized her shoes are missing?
Have I missed it? Has she realized her shoes are missing?
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Nope still here. Snakes are disgusting; it would read more like german man found dead laying ontop of a pile of 46 strangled hookers.
I have a total of 6 pairs of shoes in my bag right now.
Not a single question or her ever looking around, nothing. She did come home pissed at something with some patient and their retarded insurance and bitched about it for 30 mins last night, but that was it.
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Are you her divorce attorney? You need to work on your subterfuge skills a little.
My thoughts exactly! Hope her shoe refresh doesn't cut into the ammo budget..
Take Care,
Buzz
Doubtful if not impossible.
I don't pay for shit around here; shes a triple board certified medical specialist and if I need 'extra' money I go into what I retired on at 34 when I sold most of the equity I had in a start-up DoD firm that was bought.
Then again.....this is probably WHY there are so many fucking shoes around here.
ETA - Pair #7 acquired. She apparently took her shoes off while getting out of her car in the garage and left them right there at where the door to her car would be.
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At this rate, she's going to die shoe-less, and alone.
Dude, don't fuck up a good thing.....let her leave her shoes wherever she wants. What's the big deal really.
Damn an asian, russian, triple board certified medical specialist! Sounds like you should keep picking up her shoes and putting them back in the closet like she originally trained you to do.
