I was at a high school friend's birthday party Sat. and they invited their new neighbors. They were younger and the wife appeared to be in her twenties, with all the attributes of someone that age, specifically tight skin, toned muscles and wearing a catch me-fuck me dress that went up to her tight ass.
The hosts husband said he was a Yale grad and they were both Biden supporters. They stuck around long enough to partake in whatever was being passed around in a side yard and then took their leave, giving phony goodbyes and hugs. I avoided any eye contact like they were panhandlers at an intersection. I hope that rattled her ego. Fuck off, commie slut.
As in.... coil around the bowl and then tickle your balls after it breaks off? IBS takes the joy outta everything...
He would have been better off writing: "See that Bicycle. It's mine now."
Stick to downgrading Pluto and stealing other people's scientific research BSM.... You are living proof that the EEOC just screws everything up.
Sirhr
And his sister who did the same thing is named Ilene.
They were both out hitch hiking and a guy stopped and said “hop in”.
We could go on and on….!
Since people never learn the first time.... why do they call him Lefty?
I dunno, I’m stumped.
throw some chipped ham and mayo on it and it'll be perfect
Cocksuckers.
Went to the hospital this week to see if dying was going to be on the docket for Tuesday. I played the crotchety old bastard with the Nurses.
“You need to fire your marketing folks they suck!”.
“Why is that sir?”.
“Because they named the place Memorial Hospital! That means when someone shows up here you just say ‘Fuck, this ones dead too…get em a Memorial…”. You should call it “Lifesaving Medical Procedure Hospital” or something. Your not filling me with confidence here. Its like you got 3 elevators that go to the morgue and only one that goes to the pickup area!”.
She couldn’t stop laughing. She really tried too.
“You need to fire your marketing folks they suck!”.
“Why is that sir?”.
“Because they named the place Memorial Hospital! That means when someone shows up here you just say ‘Fuck, this ones dead too…get em a Memorial…”. You should call it “Lifesaving Medical Procedure Hospital” or something. Your not filling me with confidence here. Its like you got 3 elevators that go to the morgue and only one that goes to the pickup area!”.
She couldn’t stop laughing. She really tried too.
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